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>>> the perfect court the foxhole court the raven king the king's men the sunshine court the golden raven the broken cage >>> the queen's game

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has anyone done analysis of the trojans in ancient history & myths and used it to make theories abt tsc 2 & 3 bc i just started thinking abt it and need to peel that apart rn all i remember is trojan horse and i cannot imagine that is relevant in any way. is kevin or jean helen of troy in this instance send help

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honestly the list is so so long but here’s some of the all time yap sources

1. the pre-disney+ era of marvel television, but specifically daredevil

2. dungeons and dragons/actual play media

3. contemporary circus arts

4. aftg and beartown (they are same but different)

5. platonic vs romantic vs sexual attraction

tags for frens lol i have been INACTIVE AS HELL of late @carbon-dated-gal @tarobytez @fuckyeahjeanyvesmoreau

I saw this meme going around on twitter and I think it'll be perfect for this account.

List 5 topics you can talk on for an hour without preparing any material.

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hi everyone! me again, here to clear up some misconceptions abt tlou hbo season two! specifically ep 6 (spoilers ahead)

i’ve seen several ppl say that ellie only found out abt the hospital massacre the day before joel died

ellie knew joel lied for 9 months before he died. she knew he lied abt salt lake after the whole thing w eugene went down. that’s what she meant when she said “you swore”, that’s why they were so butting heads on new years. she confronted joel abt it on new years, but she alr knew he had lied.

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Listen up, you self-proclaimed Last of Us "fans" whining about the HBO show being "woke" garbage: sit down and shut the fuck up. You’re embarrassing yourselves. The show’s got queer characters? Boo-fucking-hoo. Have you even played the games you claim to worship? Or did you just skip the cutscenes and button-mash through the clickers? Newsflash: The Last of Us has been gay as hell since day one, and your tantrums about "forced diversity" only prove you’ve got the media literacy of the games moldy spores

Let’s start with Left Behind, the DLC for the first game. Ellie and Riley? That wasn’t just gal-pal energy—that was a full-on, heart-wrenching, canon queer love story. They kissed. They danced. They dreamed of a world that wasn’t a fungal hellscape. Naughty Dog didn’t hide it; they leaned into it. Ellie’s queerness isn’t some HBO invention—it’s baked into her character. If you’re shocked the show kept that, you weren’t paying attention in 2014.

Then there’s The Last of Us Part II. Oh, you thought that was "woke" too? Sure. It’s a masterpiece of storytelling, and—surprise!—it’s even gayer. Ellie’s relationship with Dina? Central to the plot. Tender, messy, real. Lev, a trans character, treated with respect and depth? Yep, that’s there too. The game doesn’t shove it in your face; it just is. Because queer people exist. Always have. If that feels like an agenda to you, maybe the agenda’s your own fragile ego.

And don’t even get me started on Bill and Frank. The show gave us a beautiful, gut-punch of a love story between two gruff survivalists, expanding on a relationship the first game only hinted at. You call that "woke"? No, it’s called good writing. It’s called honoring the source material while fleshing out what the game couldn’t. But you’re too busy screaming about "WOKENESS RUINING THE LAST OF US" to notice the Emmy-worthy performances.

You know what’s really woke? Your selective outrage. You’ll cheer for Joel’s body count, Ellie’s knife skills, and all the gruesome headshots, but the second two dudes hold hands or Ellie kisses a girl, it’s “ruining the story”? Pathetic. The games and the show are about humanity—love, loss, survival—in all its messy glory. Queer people are part of that. Always were. If you can’t handle it, maybe you’re the one who doesn’t belong in this world.

So, take your fake fandom and your dog-whistle buzzwords and shove ‘em. The Last of Us—games and show—isn’t for cowards who can’t face reality. Go replay Call of Duty or something and leave the grown-up stories to those of us who can handle a little truth.

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DINA AND ELLIE

THE LAST OF US 2.04 – Day One

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I’ll be coming for your love okay

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brb hiding in the corner from the horrors

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exclamation point in the title. mysterious doorknob in the middle of the table. hot aloof emily axford with an accent. lou wearing murph nametag. everyone laughing uproariously. brennan gets to drop one line of lore and he chose the one about some guy named zood. oh it's ON

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cloudward ho(t girl summer)

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loving the exposition economy with this one, it's giving 'what do you not get' vibes

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The trailer for Dimension 20: Cloudward, Ho! premieres in ONE HOUR! 🚨🚨🚨

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cant wait to see what murph's getting up to this season, he looks like he's having a blast honestly

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from the FAQ!

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Cloudward ho Intrpred Heros and PCs

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marya junková if you read this i’m free on thursday night and would like to hang out. please respond to this and then hang out with me on thursday night when i’m free