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Propaganda:

Dr Mortum (f): Round glasses, all oranges, mad scientist, a softie but mess with her and she will drop your ass!! Best Mad Scientist!! The inherent eroticism of being the crafter of your armor + your new identity. STYLISH mad scientist + also a loveable ADHD queen ( '"I know you have problems focusing on more than one thing at a time," you say, and this time there is a smile in return. A faint one, but it's there.' ch 20, good reveal). "The impossible is what I do".

WOMEN'S WRONGS!!! <3 has a kill count. ruthlessness and murder sexy.

let's hear it for #womeninSTEM!!!!!

Lady Argent: What is hotter than a woman with a sword(hand)? Nothing. She knows what she wants and she's going to get it. Literally bites your lip so hard you are injured you when you kiss. She demands you stop killing if you're a murderstep and kiss her but like!! THAT DIDNT EVEN STOP HER FROM KISSING YOUR HELMET?? ALSO JUST. KISSING A VILLAIN??? This woman has no fear.

Her mindscape has sharks. you like sharks, i like sharks. vote argent.

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Propaganda:

Jake Manalo: this man is so pathetic, he's taking L's left and right.

SHORT KING RIGHTS!!!! 👑

Julia Ortega: big woman who is leaning masc and hot but also genuinely can be soft and is honestly smart- but also an asshole at the same time so!!!!

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too lazy to do anything but sleep all day long

bonus:

julia felt she was lifting something else, anita feel like a sandwich, and mortum likes that she found something soft to sleep on :]

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too lazy to do anything but sleep all day long

bonus:

julia felt she was lifting something else, anita feel like a sandwich, and mortum likes that she found something soft to sleep on :]

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too lazy to do anything but sleep all day long

bonus:

julia felt she was lifting something else, anita feel like a sandwich, and mortum likes that she found something soft to sleep on :]

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Propaganda:

Joshua Miller is a passionate and humble Los Diablos citizen, sure he's a cop but most of what Sidestep can do to him gets him fired anyway! (also we like the rangers and they're super cops 🤨, hypocrite)

Umbral is a successful businessman and a halfway decent villain. He also has pretty cool boost powers and knows how to clean up in a suit.

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Propaganda:

Anathema, if you don't like Themmy we can't be friends! Literally has done nothing wrong ever and if they did they were right actually. Didn't deserve to die like that. I miss them.

Puppet/Ace what a girlboss. Took the boost gamble and then just kept gambling even more efficiently! Her only crime was winning.. Anyway, sorry about all the other things we did to you Ace!

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Propaganda:

Rosie is ride or fucking die, literally what is sexier than a strong woman who loves to crack skulls and loves her friends!

Hollow Ground is one hell of a mysterious and powerful bitch, and isn't that just hot? Who doesn't love a little mystery! I was definitely not threaded to tell you all about how hot Hollow Ground is.

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Propaganda:

Sentinel: he has the transgender swag, is confirmed a hottie by Wei Chen + his partner, and literally what is more romantic or sexy than being bridal carried by a flier (no don't look at herald we're talking about Sentinel, who isn't a noodle and can actually carry you)

Ward: sure he still fucks his ex but like, have you considered he is loyal to sidestep and has mods? also he's canadian, that has to count for something!

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Propaganda:

Dr Mortum (m): He makes your armor, he's a cape enthusiast, he has reinvented himself, and he is ride or die if he has a good relationship w/ the puppet! Dr Mortum can be a little morally dubious scientist, as a treat.

lastly: "The impossible is what I do." < I am swooning?

Boris: he has the autistic rizz (only got mods for his driving), he's a dilf (canonically a father!), there is nothing sexier than a man who can drive.

Also at least one submitter would abandon all other RO options if given the opportunity.

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Propaganda:

Anathema (m): Themmy did nothing wrong ever. Literally what a cutie, short redhead with freckles?? I need to kiss him on the lips. I miss him.

Elena Ortega: A late edition to the tournament who already won her round zero debut into the tournament with a large margin. Everybody loves a milf! Elena Ortega is the mother of the hottest Los Diablos' resident. Those genes had to come from somewhere.

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Propaganda:

Mia Ochoa: she is driven, she has the balls to be interviewing villains??? Known murderer villain even!!! A good dedicated friend!!! LITERALLY THE DEFINITION OF GIRLBOSS.

Hollow Ground (f): Clone femdom enemies to lovers.

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Propaganda:

Captain Blaze:

This man has been certified by Marshal Steel. Vincent ‘Hotman’ Marino is a bespoke sexyman among sexymen (gn).

This MAN is so INSECURE that it is IMPOSSIBLE to let him go unfucked!! He has been screwed many times! He is so sexy there is not ONE DAY where he has NOT been screwed!

By lack of (comparative) attention and fame!! (Ortega has STOLEN the title for LOS DIABLOS’ HOTTEST when they ARENT EVEN. A HOTHOT BOOST)

By job!! (He always gets the short end of the stick at the end of retribution!!)

He has literally been Screwed on a Pole! (Bespoken sexy!!) What a champ!

And to top it off:

He has known the sensual touch of a telepath! (Gripping his mind in an intimate CONNECTION so he may be CONSUMED by the fires of his own passion! And die)

To conclude: Blaze is very screwable. And as such, very sexy sexy

Ricardo Ortega:

Ricardo grows a grief mustache half out of guilt and half to avoid looking like his abusive asshole father and will shave it in a heartbeat if he thinks sidestep seriously doesn’t like it. He will drop the puppet in a split second if he thinks there’s a whisper of a chance of having something more with sidestep. If he’s suspicious of sidestep being a villain—but they come out as trans—his suspicion score plummets and he nearly breaks into tears over his guilt at assuming something bad about them. Again and again he comes to sidestep’s defense and believes in them.

He’s viciously, dangerously intelligent. He’s putting on five dozen masks a day because he’s desperate to appear correct for every situation he’s in. He’s desperate for people to never see who he is underneath, terrified that they’ll never want him for *him*.

He’s got giant stupid brown cow eyes, he’s tanned dark from the sun. Ortega’s the only character who can be six feet tall.

This man is so unhealthily devoted, obsessive, insane and gorgeous that there is a very firm reason every other sexy man (gn) is quaking and whining at him being included.

Vote Ricardo Ortega because if you genuinely want the sexy man (gn) truth, you already know who it is. Everything else is deluding yourself.

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just couple things <3

(meme/reference)

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note: so this was in my drafts and i decided to reword it a bit- i do not remember if this was posted in full or not, but i want to write about this.

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thinking about anita rediscovering the new details of julia's body is [clench fists]- and by that i meant, yeah sure, they were in love with how pretty she is- was- but that was seven years ago. neets remembered her being a much more athlete, lean muscles and all. just a all-round beautiful woman they ever called her, their best friend.

former best friend.

and seven years later, anita get to really see her in full. gone the braids with a short hair and a sidecut that hides behind it. but her body? its. new. different. it wasnt the one they remembered. it wasnt the one they actively tried to forget and now they get to see the new look.

she's even big. bigger than they remembered. anita, after rekindling their barely friendship once more, did they find themself look at her. she's more different. yes, there was the soft look but there was also the confident little shit smirk she throws at them. but most of all. there was this aura that feel more. wide. wilder. and less lean.

it made them feel smaller against her side, it made them want her so bad. but they wouldn't say it. they don't admit they love her. why?

simply, they had fall in love with her all over again. and they would not admit to the very words in their mind. in their heart. they wouldn't.

they used to have a crush on her almost eight years ago, and seven years ago, they could've told her they love her but then they died. and here they are, trying to bury the very love they had for her only to be resurface, a hand that comes out of the grave they buried in the first place and push through their chest, grabbing their very heart.

that they had fall in love with her again. not old julia, the new julia.

and they hate it.

(it hurts. she's bigger than them. she's more older and. cautious, and smart and a fucking asshole.)

and they still fall in love with julia ortega again.

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sura has fashion opinions. (fun fact: this shirt is Real and it's Cursed)

also i need everyone to see sura being disappointed in chen

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regina and her doll(y).

tried something different.