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Saiki K Christmas Headcanons

Kusuo Saiki

☆ as usual, Saiki will pretend not to care about the holidays at all

☆ yet despite “not caring,” he still ends up celebrating with you at a Christmas party

☆ for the most part, he’s in the corner drinking hot chocolate and watching everyone celebrate

☆ but when you guys put on a movie (and everyone shuts up lmao) he actually gets really invested

☆ i feel like he probably loves Christmas movies because they’re dumb and somewhat unpredictable, and there are so many of them so he won’t get spoilers

☆ he won’t admit this if you ask

☆ you don’t expect him to get you a gift, but despite everything he says, he really cares about you

☆ you don’t know how it gets there, but on Christmas day you find a present with your name on it under your tree

☆ he didn’t put his name on it, but it’s definitely from Saiki

☆ and it isn’t fancy or extravagant but it’s thoughtful and kind of perfect

☆ (you thank him with coffee jelly later)

Kaidou Shun

☆ he thinks about what he’s going to get you a long time before Christmas

☆ he wants it to be completely perfect so you know just how he feels about you

☆ (ask him though and he’ll say something about how Christmas is “just for mere mortals” or how he’s celebrating it to uphold his human identity lmao)

☆ the gift he gets you is thoughtful, but his Christmas card is what stands out

☆ Kaidou really has a way with words, and he pours his heart into it

☆ when you thank him he’ll get really flustered, but he’s overjoyed that it made you happy

☆ (i also feel like he really loves Christmas songs, but he tries to keep it a secret because it’s not “cool“ or whatever. but one day you catch him belting out Mariah Carey and he gets so embarrassed ajsfsjdkjdsf)

Nendou Riki

☆ honestly i feel like Nendou gives really weird gifts 😭

☆ but it’s really the thought that counts, right?

☆ he’s a good cook, so i also like to imagine that he bakes Christmas cookies during the holidays

Kuboyasu Aren

☆ i feel like Christmas probably wasn’t a big thing when Aren was in his gang

☆ so he’s really excited to celebrate it with all his new friends

☆ he’ll entertain you and anything you want to do with him

☆ it’s not that he’s disinterested, it’s just that seeing you happy is what he appreciates most

☆ when it comes to his gift, he doesn’t want to disappoint you

☆ he knows that you’ll be appreciative about anything, but he wants it to express everything he feels about you, as he isn’t the best with words

☆ (considering how he acts in the episode where he gets the confession, it’s clear he takes his relationships really seriously)

☆ i feel like he’s the type of person to get you something you mentioned wanting offhand once

☆ something you wouldn’t have expected him to remember or notice in the first place

☆ of course, you love it and that makes him feel so proud of himself

Teruhashi Kokomi

☆ Teruhashi would give you exactly the right gift

☆ basically just what’s expected of her (she is the perfect pretty girl after all)

☆ she stops by your house to drop it off, but she ends up roped into some activity because of course your family loves her

☆ but she’s secretly really happy about it because she wanted to spend time with you

☆ she catches you under the mistletoe multiple times just by sheer luck

Yumehara Chiyo

☆ i feel like Yumehara loves the whole Christmas season and the romance of it

☆ she definitely watches a lot of cheesy Christmas romcoms

☆ she makes you a really lovely card and a thoughtfully made gift

☆ she also tries to strategically place mistletoe for you to “accidently” find yourselves under

Aiura Mikoto

☆ of course, Aiura always makes it known how much she loves and cares about you

☆ Christmas is no exception

☆ i feel like she goes all out for these kind of things

☆along with a main present she gets you little stocking stuffers

☆ little keychains or lip gloss if you wear makeup

☆ and she definitely gets all her friends little good luck charms, probably based of your zodiacs or something

☆ she won’t let you say that it’s too much

☆ “don’t worry about it, i get tons of cash from fortune telling anyway!”

☆ she also definitely loves singing Christmas songs with you

Mera Chisato

☆ she’s really poor, so she can’t get you anything extravagant

☆ her favorite part of Christmas is obviously the food

☆ she works extra shifts to get gifts for her siblings and one for you

☆ she’s worried that it’s too small, but you love it

Saiko Metori

☆ Saiko has probably been giving you things all season

☆ like a twelve days of Christmas kind of thing

☆ he doesn’t take no for an answer when you tell him it’s too much

☆ (but he pretends he’s only doing to flex, despite not getting anything for anyone else)

☆ on Christmas day, you think that he’s probably lonely in his big house with only his body guards to keep him company

☆ so you suggest that he spends Christmas with you

☆ of course, because he’s still kind of a jerk, he’s like

☆ “why would I want to spend Christmas with you instead of in my huge mansion with all my presents and money?”

☆ “Christmas isn’t all about presents and money. it’s about spending time with the people you love”

☆ he kind of short circuits when you say that, because he can’t believe you love him or that it’s separate from his money

☆ so he spends Christmas at your house

☆ it’s one of the best he’s had in a long time

A/N: Merry Christmas everyone! 

I know it’s technically not Christmas anymore (it’s just past 12am where I am), but I really wanted to post this. Thankfully I’m finally free from the shackles of school (at least for a bit), so hopefully i can write a lot more (i’d love to hear any requests you have). if you don’t celebrate, i hope you had a great day anyway <3

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Saiki with a S/o who is scared of going to the Doctors

Ik he can heal you but this is for me 😖

He wouldn’t understand why you don’t want to go but he would offer to go with you for ✨ emotional support ✨ and also because he’s worried about you

On the way there he would try and help you relax with his powers if you’re feeling anxious

He would hold your hand when you get scared and telepathically talk to you to keep you distracted while getting shots

He would make sure to pay attention to what the doctor is saying while you internally panic 😍

Saiki would probably tease you a bit for being scared

Afterwards he woukd take you to eat coffee jelly as a reward 💖

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Saiki k with a s/o during Christmas time ☃️

You guys would watch movies with the fireplace on and a cup of hot chocolate 🥰

He would know exactly what you want and get it for you

You and his mom would bake so many cookies pies and other desserts and he would eat them ALL

Saiki would probably want to spend Christmas at your house because his parents get really annoying during the holidays

Instead of making a snowman he would make a snow sculpture of you that’s incredibly realistic

For dates he would take you to see Christmas lights at night when no one is around

He would try really hard to make sure you have a special holiday without his parents or friends getting in the way

Don’t start snowball fights unless you wanna get pummelled by his crazy fast hands

If you tried making gingerbread houses with him he would either make a super amazing huge one that would put yours to shame - or he wouldn’t even make it and just get distracted eating the decorations

If he was trying to be romantic he would make mistletoe grow above you guys so you would have to give him a kiss 💖 (only when yall are alone tho)

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motorcyle rides

you ask him to take you on a ride with his bike

includes: saiki kusuo, kaidou shun + kuboyasu aren

tags: established relationship

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The Maid Café || Saiki K x Reader

summary: nendou and kaidou keep pestering saiki to visit their favourite maid café but he shuts them down every time. however, after a bit of prying they manage to convince him to give the place a try and while they are there, you just so happen to be on shift. 

tw// cussing, maid café, (she/her) reader

key:

“non italicised text” = somebody besides Saiki speaking

“italicised text” = Saiki telepathically communicating

‘italised text’ = Saiki’s thought

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dating him

request: Can I request akechi touma dating hcs ??😔💕 tysm!

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Hmm idk if you already done this but hcs of akechi touma, kaidou 'n yumehara at a sleepover with their shorty (female) s/o and she wears a really large shirt and baggy sleeves?? ♡♡♡ fluuuff

Sorry these are a bit short!

Akechi:

Akechi lets you know right away that he thinks you look adorable in your shirt

Tries to make is extremely clear that he always found you adorable, the shirt just adds an extra layer of cuteness

Might actually end up stumbling over his words

Asks you where you got the shirt and considers going to buy you more for when you spend the night in the future

Kaidou:

Absolute flustered mess when he sees you in the shirt

Is really quiet for a minute or so but he’s screaming internally

Is really scared about complimenting you because he doesn’t want it to come off as weird

Manages to get out a “you look so cute” while hiding his face in his hands

Cuddles you a lot once he’s finally composed himself

Yumehara:

Yumehara is an instant blushing mess when she sees you in the shirt

Squeals compliments at you while examining the shirt and asking questions about it

Definitely goes to the store to buy more both for you and herself

The two of you end up having a lot of sleepovers in your matching baggy shirts

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Saiki with a s/o who is scared of going to the doctor pt 2 🙈

Although he may not show it on the outside- he is worried about you and he wants you to be healthy so he won’t let you avoid going -

If they are running tests or drawing blood he would hold your hand for sure 😤

He would distract you by telepathically talking to you about all the dumb things nendo and kaido do

Saiki would probably be frustrated that he can’t do anything to help you

He would be proud of you for being so brave (probably not canon but let me have this 😖)

When you guys get home y’all would cuddle and watch tv together without interruptions

What did y’all expect this is a self indulgent blog 😏

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Saiki k Christmas headcanons pt 2 ☃️

Saiki doesn’t usually like Christmas but he realizes that when he’s with you he actually enjoys the holiday

His parents would make him invite you over a lot and have like Christmas dinner with them- he’d act annoyed but he is secretly glad

Imagine decorating the tree with him 😭 it’d be so cute

While he could be using his telekinesis to decorate he decides that he likes doing it with you while you guys listen to Christmas songs on the radio

When he gets overwhelmed by his parents he’ll take you on walks to see lights nearby

He’s really glad to have you there because Christmas for him usually sucks since he can read everyone’s mind and see how bad ppl are 👁👄👁

Saiki doesn’t really care about all the Christmas activities but he does like watching you smile and be happy so he puts up with it

He would probably scold you for being out in the snow for a while and would make you come inside a lot to warm up so you don’t get sick

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Saiki k Boyfriend hc pt 2 ♡´･ᴗ･`♡

He loves relaxing so you guys would have a bunch of lazy days together just enjoying each other’s presence

He likes video games and he would definitely destroy you in every game <3 he would let you win once bc he loves u but then go back to winning

If yall see a bug he would teleport both of you guys to a different country because he would never make you touch a disgusting roach 🪳 that or he would make you kill it

In the beginning of your relationship he would be nervous when you touch him but after he gets used to it he’d love holding your hand and cuddling

He always walks you home to make sure you get there safely

He loves watching anime and he would invite you over to watch his favorite shows with him- he gets super into it and sometimes he would telepathically yell at the TV

If you are hanging out with kaido and nendo he would come along too to make sure they don’t bother you or do anything weird

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I’m gonna shift to saiki k one day just so I can confirm that this is true <\3

Saiki K as your boyfriend hc ( ˘ ³˘)♥︎

I imagine saiki would always do a bunch of little things like putting his hand on the corner of a table when you reach down, forcing you to wear his jacket if you’re cold or using pyrokinesis to warm you up

He’d probably talk shit to you about the people in his class during the entire lesson - I just know this man is sassy af

He is definitely not comfortable with pda but if he read your mind and saw that you really wanted he would hold your hand

Saiki is 1000% a simp and you can’t tell me otherwise - have you seen the way he is with coffee jelly? Now imagine him with a s/o he loves just as much - s i m p

He kind of reminds me of tsukki from haikyuu and I feel like they have similar personalities-

He wouldnt share his coffee jelly or sweets with you ever

Saiki would teleport you guys to the coolest places for y’all’s dates

You would be the only person that doesn’t annoy him and so he would keep you close because your presence comforts him

Whenever his parents are being annoying he would teleport to you and just watch you while you do whatever

Not me crying again - I love this man 😭🖐

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NSFW Headcanons for: “The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.”

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Not able to read his s/o mind?

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Pairing:  Saiki x Reader

Request: “Oh my god you’re the first blog I’ve found who actually does Saiki!!!! 😍😍 Can I please get headcanons (nsfw if possible) for Kusuo with a s/o that he can’t read the mind of, so he actually asks??? Ily 🥺❤️❤️❤️❤️ - @loveisinfinitebitch​”

Note: Umm, first of all, I love you too! Second of all, cute saiki headcanons? Yes, please. [18+] NSFW content is ahead.

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First of all, Saiki is a shy boy when it comes to love, psychic powers or not, so he’d be nervous around you regardless

Not to mention the boy is pretty much oblivious

You’ll be in is bedroom dropping hints that your in the mood and this boy will just stare blankly

You finally just gotta be upfront and tell him “Hey, I’m horny.” or else he just won’t get it

If you’re both in the mood, like you’re hardcore making out and things are heating up fast, he’ll always check in with you beforehand by asking if you’re okay with this

When you guys do have sex he isn’t really into roleplay or anything majorly kinky

He likes you. Holding you. Kissing you. Just you.

That being said if you have some kinks or something specific that you like, he’d be more than open to them

For the most part, it’s slow and gentle (he loves to admire you and is afraid that if he’s too rough he might lose control of his powers and hurt you) but its also filled with a lot of teasing and begging

The man is lowkey sadistic. He likes teasing you to the point where you’re begging him to continue and just let you cum already (the way you whine out his name is music to his ears. All you have to do is call out to him and the boy is putty in your hands)

Even though he might not be able to read your mind, that doesn’t mean he can’t read your body (that’s one of the reasons that he loves being able to see your face during sex. And also seeing the way you quiver under him is a plus ;)

He’s pretty good at picking up on your slight twitches when he finds just the right spot, the way you tighten around him trailing your nails down his back, or the tiny moans you do in an attempt to wordlessly tell him to keep going (a message he’s always more than happy to perform)

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If you don't mind could you do Hc's if a character of your choice with a s/O that plays vollyball? Sorry if I'm a bother.

Kaidou Shun

-This boy is AMAZED by your athletic abilities-

-You play as your team’s ace-

-So best bet he’s in awe when he finds out just how important your position

-If he can, depending on his cram school schedule, he will almost ALWAYS go to your games, dragging Aren and Kusuo with him, Nendou usually ending up tagging along cause he wondered where his buddies were headed

-Plz don’t go hard on him when he begs you to let him practice with you-

-He will cry (tries not to tho) if he gets hit with the ball whether it was a hard or soft throw-

-He’s v gentle and a bby okay? 🥺

-Feels like he’s entitled to bragging rights and will ALWAYS talk about how amazing you are

-He loves you a lot and just thinks that what you play is cool

-Makes him wanna learn how to play too so he can impress you

-He WILL cry for you if your team loses,,,like hOw you guys are gOoD-

-No matter what tho he’s so supportive and talking about you always gets him so hyped up

Aren Kuboyasu

-Lowkey he’s a little surprised at first-

-Especially with the position you play as libero

-He always gets super intense and really into it when he’s watching your games

-His heart rate quickens when he watches you lunge for the ball to save it-

-Is relieved when you do make it and gets mad at gravity when you don’t cause how dare it-

-He’s always willing to help you practice if you ask him-

-Also another proud bby and is entitled to bragging rights-

-This also means your reflexes are fAsT so he likes to sometimes toss things at you to see you react-

-He’s always surprised when you catch whatever he throws-

-Also gets WORRIED!!!!

-Like you have to tHrOw yourself on the floor sometimes and it’s sCaRy for him cause he doesn’t want you hurt-

-After each game hes always ready to walk you home and just offering to buy you food or even invite you over to relax-

-You watch your matches together too

-10/10 best training buddy 😌

-Jenni 💚

Ksjdkdjekjrrie I’m aLiVe. Omg y’all so much has happened. About this ask, I don’t know too much volleyball, everything I know about it is from haikyuu and even then I had to google it yk. N e wAYz I hope you enjoyed this anon

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c, could i have more soft yandere saiki headcanons (just saiki this time)? i love it waay too much aha TTwTT

More soft yandere?

Yessss!!!

Some more Saiki K?

Even better!

He get’s a little creepier here sooo…

~ Dari

Saiki Kusuo

enjoys reading your thoughts to get your insight

dislikes the universe for putting you both in so many awkward situations and he’s just pissed what he’s gotta deal with

if he disliked Teruhashi’s crush on him then, he definitely hated it now

since often enough, god definitely comes in her favor and if he wanted to talk to you alone, he can’t ever be at school

genuinely is in love with you as he knows everything about you, even if you barely know him

doesn’t wanna manipulate your emotions, wants you to be with him because you wanna be with him

when he sees you, he sees a life he wants, something of normalcy and love at level of his own parents

no matter how much he states he hates how lovey-dovey they are; he knows he’s the same as his father in some way and he just wants a domestic life with you

he carefully integrates himself into your life, relating to you on your favorite things

kind of goes through the list of what you find attractive and makes sure to display one or two of those things

surprisingly enough, he likes touching you but doesn’t want to be weird

lightly brushing your hand or asking for a hug of comfort is always thrilling to him

spends so much time in your room, he knows everything about it

has astral projected to kind of simulate what it feels to lie next to you while you sleep

doesn’t care much for your physical appearance but he’d be lying if he didn’t find you attractive in that sense as well

has stolen at least one item of clothing from you so he can wear it and feel closer to you

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Baby Sister Kuriko AU that I really wanted to write (2k)

This was mostly a fun fic, and it ends pretty abruptly. That’s because I’m planning to make this multi-chaptered on my ao3 at some point. 

This whole story follows little Kuriko and big brother Kusuo during Kuriko’s baby months. Enjoy.

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Baby Kuriko AU but part 2 featuring Kubokai

Shun and Aren babysits Kuriko for Kusuo. Fluff happens.

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A preview if you want one:

Before Shun could take Kuriko inside, she pouted, grabbing onto Kusuo’s jeans and tugged as he was about to leave. Kusuo turned, looking down at his sister, then squatted down to see what she wanted.

“Mwah!” Kuriko simply said, patting Kusuo’s cheeks. The brother obliged, pecking her soft cheek and then getting up.

Shun smiled, feeling himself grow soft since she reminded him of Toki when he was younger, and slowly guided the little girl inside. He wasn’t sure if he should hold her hand or something, but she seemed fine on her own and lagged behind just a little to keep a distance, so she probably wasn’t comfortable with touching strangers.

Once they reached Shun’s room, which took a lot of time, Kuriko dropped her bag on the ground and sat down right there. Aren barely reacted, staring at the child as she got busy unzipping her bag.

“Isn’t that Saiki’s sister?” He finally said after a long period of silence. He was making the effort to do at least a bit of work when Shun had left to answer the door, but currently, his notebook was completely bare.

“Yes.” Shun answered, plopping onto his bed, watching her as well.

“Why is she here?”

“Babysitting for Saiki, since he has therapy to go to.”

Aren snorted, laughing loudly, but when he noticed Shun wasn’t laughing along with him, he stopped. “You’re serious.”

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be my valentine

head cannons for akechi touma with a crush on reader, who’s helpful and kind to others. (requested) 

➵ masterlist  (requests are open)

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➵ Akechi Touma doesn’t notice you at first, but when he does, you’re all he sees.

➵ At first, he’s just interested in your personality, how you are a person. 

➵ You’re nice to a fault and always go out of your way to help others, much like class representative Hairo.

➵ The only difference is that you’re not pushy. Where Hairo is always fired up, you are calm and collected. 

➵ Over the months, as Touma watches you, he starts to catch feelings for you.

➵ All the while, he has no idea he’s got a crush because he’s never had one before. 

➵ His eyes seek you out whenever he’s in school, and once he sees you, his gaze doesn’t leave your form. 

➵ Touma is a boy who speaks his mind no matter what and is shameless in doing so. Which is why it perplexes him that he can’t talk to you. 

➵ He has no problem talking to strangers, but when it comes to you, he can’t find the words. 

➵ He stutters and trips over his own words, and it confuses him to no end. 

➵ It takes him a while to warm up to you.

➵ When he does get comfortable with talking to you, he can’t stop.

➵ He’ll purposefully ask for your help just to spend time with you. 

➵ He’ll ask you about the homework, hoping you’ll spend time with him to help him study, even if he isn’t struggling.

➵ He talks and talks, which is normal behaviour for him, but he enjoys conversing with you more so than anyone else. 

➵ He’s even more surprised when you don’t try to get out of the conversation.

➵ You listen with your utmost attention, ask him questions because you’re genuinely interested in what he has to say. 

➵ He doesn’t know how to feel about this because no one ever sticks around when he goes off on a tangent. 

➵ Any time he finds out new information about something, he goes on about it, telling you everything he’s learnt. 

➵ He puts in effort to ask to find out what you like to talk about so he can bring it up. 

➵ Touma notices that he can’t get you off his mind and will speak to his friends about you all the time. 

➵ He won’t shut up about you. 

➵ It gets to the point where Saiki decides to intervene and tells him the truth— that Touma likes you. 

➵ That’s when he realises, he’s got a crush on you. 

➵ So, now, he’s back to square one— he can’t talk to you because he’s conscious of his feelings. 

➵ He unconsciously starts to avoid you.

➵ His friend group notice this and decide to do something about it

➵ His friends push him to confess because of his gloomy behaviour, so he decides he’ll ask you to be his valentine. 

➵ He asks you to meet him after school, handing you chocolates as he rambles on about his feelings. 

➵ “—I like your smile, your hair, your laugh, how you help everyone, how kind you are, the way you walk—" 

➵ You cut Touma off, chuckling at the blush on his face. 

➵ "I get it, you don’t have to go on… I like you too. I’ll be your valentine." 

➵ The smile on his face doesn’t leave for the rest do the day.

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