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[disciplinary-agent]

Extraction: Miss Binah may approach you and speak, but she will not interfere. The pillars somewhat lack comfort, but one could bring cushions. I rate it at 6/10.

control: tempting because of its stuffy lobby atmosphere but malkuth will find out and she will write you up about it 4/10

information: same as control but yesod is there. demonstrably worse. funny if you can get away with it tho 2/10

safety: lots of places to tuck in to nap but also 30% chance netzach is already napping there. 6/10 (edit) netzach is a really good nap buddy actually i can forgive him. tiphereth will yell at him tho 7/10

training: theyll literally just let you pass out on a desk somewhere. easy to get away with but no thrill. also hod hovers a lot. 5/10

central: kinda big and spacey. tiphereth will get on your ass about it but she never checks behind the curtains in an emergency. 6/10

welfare: kinda like training but chesed will like. actually leave you alone. hes chill. 8/10

disciplinary: dont do this. 0/10

records: draws out the same exhaustion as a classroom or a doctors office. nowhere to really sleep though. also hokmas kind of a killjoy. 3/10.

extraction: im not fucking doing that lol ?/10

[disciplinary-agent]

[ERROR: SEED OF LIGHT NOT FOUND]

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[disciplinary-agent]

The manager has ordered me to work with The Queen of Hatred for the past week. I understand your issues.

Guess I’m working with the Knight of Despair now, too. Fun. The manager really just loves making me deal with as many Abnormalities as possible.

[disciplinary-agent]

Kromer's passion for The Flesh is undeniable, but does she have what it takes to stand against the inevitable End represented by the Raven?

[disciplinary-agent]

I will not pose with any of the magical girls. Stop fucking asking.

[disciplinary-agent]

You could acquire one through work with Laetitia or Queen Bee. Alternatively, you could make a request to the manager. Perhaps I could do so on your behalf, if you'd like?

AU where the captain of each department gets a hat. If they lose the captain rank they lose the hat and are sad for the next 5 days.

[disciplinary-agent]

Perhaps you have an affinity for a certain sort of abnormality.

Worked with Fragment of the Universe for the first time today. It gave me another heart-themed gift. Why do I keep getting heart-themed gifts?

[disciplinary-agent]

Understood, ma'am. I will start immediately.

I really wish the clerks wouldn’t treat me like some kind of superhero. I’m not a hero. I’m an employee like everyone else. But I guess if it keeps them from panicking so much… It can’t really be helped.

[disciplinary-agent]

...My apologies for patronizing.

I really wish the clerks wouldn’t treat me like some kind of superhero. I’m not a hero. I’m an employee like everyone else. But I guess if it keeps them from panicking so much… It can’t really be helped.

[disciplinary-agent]

There is a certain degree of idolization when watching people single-handedly eliminate an entity to which your best response is to use your gun on yourself. This goes doubly for you, as a department captain. Triply so, as you are captain of the Disciplinary department and thus have punitive authority over the others.

I really wish the clerks wouldn’t treat me like some kind of superhero. I’m not a hero. I’m an employee like everyone else. But I guess if it keeps them from panicking so much… It can’t really be helped.

[disciplinary-agent]

@agent-librarian-scarlet same name moment

My name has a second T. But I do find the coincidence... charming? I am unsure if that is the right word.

[disciplinary-agent]

I am receiving alerts about clerk deaths in Central Command. Does anything know what is happening there? I am on my way.

[disciplinary-agent]

That is a fair complaint. Perhaps you should write a formal letter to the manager, telling them of your concerns.

…How many abnos have blogs on here now?? Who the fuck gave them communication devices???

[disciplinary-agent]

This is partially true. Every agent also has a duty to work on the abnormalities to which they are assigned, in addition to unique requirements depending on their designated team.

…How many abnos have blogs on here now?? Who the fuck gave them communication devices???

[disciplinary-agent]

The main focus of our role as agents is to appease them, as such actions produce the main product sold by the Wing. Did you not attend basic training?

…How many abnos have blogs on here now?? Who the fuck gave them communication devices???

[disciplinary-agent]

I believe it is an effort by the manager to make them happier. Increasing enkephalin production, I assume.

…How many abnos have blogs on here now?? Who the fuck gave them communication devices???

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