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*dolly parton voice* nobody notices I've got a great ass, too! 🍑🩷

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I love spending time outside 🖤

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If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys

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The taste of the bullwhip.

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this new tumblr ad kinda crazy

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he's back at it, yet another serious death threat has hit car hammer explosion man

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How it feels When the cup runneth over

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drinking a beer in a hammock in the sun realizing maybe i don't have to hit myself with hammers every day forever just some or most days

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World Population : 7,810,521,683 

just in case somebody start feelin too important

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I'm sorry but I will never ever use goon as slang for a guy who jacks off a lot or whatever it apparently means now. A goon is a guy in a clown mask and purple tank top who sees a caped crusader swooping down to beat up him and his buddies and yells "IT'S DA FREAKIN' BAT!" and I will accept nothing else.