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untitled (tight squeeze), 2024
18 x 19 x 23 inches
just realized i never posted this piece here?? i made this in an intro to sculpture class that i took during my last semester of college and its something im really really proud of, i learned how to weld for it!
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the problem with buying food is after you eat it you have to go buy more food
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they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives
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for a minute i definitely forgot that kanye west had changed his name to ye and was wondering why this accusatory headline was written in shakespearean language
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i don鈥檛 think people understand how much of life is grief. not just people dying, but losing the version of yourself you thought you鈥檇 become. grieving the city you had to leave. the friends you lost not in argument, but in silence. the summer that will never come back. the feeling that maybe you peaked at 12 when you were reading books under the covers and believing in forever
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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on
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Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate
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been in hysterics over this gif for like 3 hours. washing her
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i get high & start actn like joe biden
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You can be talking to someone and she'll be like, "Oh I made a silly mistake. Women don't deserve voting rights teehee." And you'll be like, "What." And she'll be like, "Oh I'm sorry! That must sound so bad out of context. No it's this Tiktok meme where, if you're a girl and you do something dumb, you say 'Women don't deserve voting rights teehee.'"
And you'll be like, "That sounds bad." And she'll be like, "No no. It's totally not that bad. It's just a meme. Men say it too. Like if a man does something silly he'll be like, 'I am like those women who do not deserve to vote.'" And you'll be like, "Does that make it better?" And she'll be like, "Well there was one guy who tried to make 'Men shouldn't vote' a popular meme. But it never caught on and also he got yelled at a lot."
And then you drop it there because like, you're harshing the vibe.
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