discourse-on-decadence

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{because I’m bored :)))}

{Why is my boss’ female bodyguard able to lift me with one arm? I feel like she shouldn’t be able to do that…(-_-"")}

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{I have other bodyguards :)}

{Why is my boss’ female bodyguard able to lift me with one arm? I feel like she shouldn’t be able to do that…(-_-"")}

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{do I need to assign her to vaguely stand near your desk.}

{Why is my boss’ female bodyguard able to lift me with one arm? I feel like she shouldn’t be able to do that…(-_-"")}

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{sometimes I think about driving off a bridge but we can’t always get what we want}

{Sometimes I think about hitting my boss with my car.}

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{because she’s incredible at her job. You’re drooling.}

{Why is my boss’ female bodyguard able to lift me with one arm? I feel like she shouldn’t be able to do that…(-_-"")}

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love you too,

Gives you the flu

[IRL]

Dazai curls up his canopy bed, holding his unicorn plush close to his chest as he lets out several coughs and sneezes. His whole body is heavy and achy like someone had drained all of the strength out of it, leaving him weak and defenseless. He calls out weakly for his Papa, craving the comfort the older man offers him.

"Papa..."

@flawless-curry

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Gotcha. I’ll make him some.

Gives you the flu

[IRL]

Dazai curls up his canopy bed, holding his unicorn plush close to his chest as he lets out several coughs and sneezes. His whole body is heavy and achy like someone had drained all of the strength out of it, leaving him weak and defenseless. He calls out weakly for his Papa, craving the comfort the older man offers him.

"Papa..."

@flawless-curry

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I’ll be home in a few, just need to lock up my office and try to convince my secretary to take a day off-

Gives you the flu

[IRL]

Dazai curls up his canopy bed, holding his unicorn plush close to his chest as he lets out several coughs and sneezes. His whole body is heavy and achy like someone had drained all of the strength out of it, leaving him weak and defenseless. He calls out weakly for his Papa, craving the comfort the older man offers him.

"Papa..."

@flawless-curry

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{that’s just Dazai you can send him up 😞}

{There’s this strange guy asking for my boss, again. It think he’s high (｡﹏｡")?? I’ve been rapidly pressing the emergency button under my desk for the past three minutes and twenty six seconds but nobody is doing anything (•᷄- •᷅ ;) }

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{did you check your filing cabinet? I’ve lost mine in those on occasion.}

{I think someone’s taking the cigarettes out of my desk again…}

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hey, hon- what’s going on?

Gives you the flu

[IRL]

Dazai curls up his canopy bed, holding his unicorn plush close to his chest as he lets out several coughs and sneezes. His whole body is heavy and achy like someone had drained all of the strength out of it, leaving him weak and defenseless. He calls out weakly for his Papa, craving the comfort the older man offers him.

"Papa..."

@flawless-curry

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{I’m scared to ask what he looks like}

{There’s this strange guy asking for my boss, again. It think he’s high (｡﹏｡")?? I’ve been rapidly pressing the emergency button under my desk for the past three minutes and twenty six seconds but nobody is doing anything (•᷄- •᷅ ;) }

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{not me, I have my own.}

{I think someone’s taking the cigarettes out of my desk again…}

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nope, shush, im packing up. I’ll be there soon.

my secretary is driving me insane I cannot let us both have unhealthy work habits that’s my job

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{Fine, my husband is forcing me to come home anyways.}

{I need him to let me clean his office.}

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{fine, fine.}

my secretary is driving me insane I cannot let us both have unhealthy work habits that’s my job

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fine ☹️

my secretary is driving me insane I cannot let us both have unhealthy work habits that’s my job