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Hm. Thanks

sorry I. Exploded?

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sorry I. Exploded?

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{I will.}

{The smell of Tsujimura’s car makes me feel sick. I don’t know why, but I know I can’t tell her this.}

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{I’d say you’re insane but I’ve done worse.}

{If you get tired on the job, tase yourself before you pass out from exhaustion. Don’t let your boss find out though.}

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[I bought you a Red Bull, sir. You can have it if you want. There is also… pickled vegetables?]

- @iamatw0rkt0day

[I’ll take the Red Bull and pass on the- everything else. Thank you.]

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{I fear you two wouldn’t get along. He’s visited the office a few times… and don’t worry I do not like him much either.}

do you even know why your boss is constantly so guilty 😭😭😭

{I’ve been working with him for seven years. I can infer things.}

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{mmy. Boyfriend. Ish. Not really. Anyways he died and it was my fault but he’s alive again? And we’re married. Long story. Has he even met you??}

do you even know why your boss is constantly so guilty 😭😭😭

{I’ve been working with him for seven years. I can infer things.}

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{we don’t talk about the constant guilt .}

you and Ango are the worlds most dysfunctional office workers ever. At least he’s not like. Evil.

{I would argue I’m vastly more normal than him (¬_¬") I think him being evil would make the constant guilt radiating off him disappear though. Don’t tell him I said that, ∘ ∘ ∘ ( °﹏° ) I don’t think he knows his constant guilt is… palpable.}

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{I think that would kill me. Full on heart attack.}

{There’s a ‘good noodle’ board in the office now. I’ll keep everyone updating on how it goes.}

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{it was decaf. Something about pavloving myself into being energized through drinking any coffee. Or whatever.}

{There’s a ‘good noodle’ board in the office now. I’ll keep everyone updating on how it goes.}

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{WHAT DID I DO}

{There’s a ‘good noodle’ board in the office now. I’ll keep everyone updating on how it goes.}

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{ :( }

{Sometimes I wish I could handcuff my boss to a radiator. Worse, sometimes I think he can tell.}

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thank you I am forever in your debt-

I should quit my job and run away to Malaysia…

- @iamatw0rkt0day

please don’t run away to Malaysia I would be very sad. And Murakoso would be too.

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I am simply desperate for my only competent employee to not desert the office 💔

I should quit my job and run away to Malaysia…

- @iamatw0rkt0day

please don’t run away to Malaysia I would be very sad. And Murakoso would be too.

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she’s a peculiar person. And I would be very upset. Do not run away I’m begging do you need a raise. More vacation. What.

I should quit my job and run away to Malaysia…

- @iamatw0rkt0day

please don’t run away to Malaysia I would be very sad. And Murakoso would be too.

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hi, kid-

Chucks @wrappedinbandages at you. Meet your newest son

what

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I know it’s a flower, I’ll put it in a vase.

*holding a flower in his mouth*

@ittybittyfarmer

hi, dear, don’t eat that