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I mean, you can't even buy a whole orchard for a 150k, I...I'd assume. I am financially illiterate, it does keep me up at night.

Natasha Lyonne as Charlie Cale in The Game is a Foot (S02E01), Last Looks (S02E02) and Whack-A-Mole (S02E03) Poker Face (2023-present)

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"would you still love me if I was a worm" energy

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SHERLOCK: UNAIRED PILOT

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A Study in Mobile Phones

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actually arthur conan doyle appeared to me at a seance and he said the only thing he hates more than sherlock holmes is transphobes

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GERMANY FIC WRITERS' RETREAT

Dear Fic Writers! (Sherlock fandom and beyond!)

In this post you can find all the info on the 2025 European Fic Writers Retreat that is now most definitely taking place in Germany from 7-10 August 2025!

Here are the details: -Arrival from 4pm on 7 August. -Checkout at noon on 10 August. -Price: 360 euros (or less if you share a room, see below). This includes accommodation and food (which we'll still have to cook ourselves, however).

Activities There will be 3 writing/fandom workshops/activities each day. The rest of the time is for writing, hanging out and making new fandom friends. Also there will be daily walks to the supermarket (10 mins) to get all the food we need. :)

Venue The accommodation has 8 bedrooms, with 2 separate beds in each. This means that there is place for 8 to 16 people, depending on how many people are willing to share a room. (There is also a garden, billiards and table tennis just for us!)

Space will be allocated on a first-come, first-served basis (based on date of payment received). If you are among the first 8 people to register, you won't have to share a room if you prefer not to. (Six people have already applied as per 10 May, yay!)

N.B. If there are more than 8 applicants and you are willing to share a room with one fellow writer, the price is 130 euros lower for each of you who are sharing a room! (i.e. the costs will be 230 euros per person)

The location is in the Eifel region, in the very west of Germany. You have to arrange your own transport there, although there might be a possibility of getting a ride from Koblenz to the accommodation, if enough people travel by car and are willing to pick up others.

Organisation Be aware that this retreat isn't anything fancy or well-organised; it's just me (@shirleycarlton) having made a reservation for a large holiday house in hopes of finding enough fellow fanfic (slash) writers who would like to attend and spend some quality time together.

Originally, this concept arose from the Sherlock fandom, and I (Shirley) personally exclusively write johnlock. However, a lot of Sherlock writers have (understandably) moved on to other fandoms, so whether you're currently into Good Omens, Our Flag Means Death, or RWRB, it's all fine, as John Watson would say. :)

How to register If you would like to register, all you need to do is take these two steps:

Step 1: fill in this registration form.

Step 2: After receiving your registration form, I will send you an email with the payment details. Your registration becomes final once I have received your payment of the deposit, which is 200 euros.

The registration deadline is 31 May.

Next year If you love the idea of a fic writers retreat, but are unable to attend this year, you can leave your email address in this form, so that you will automatically receive an invitation next year! (Choose the " next year" option at the end.)

Tagging a few people again below the cut. Please help signal boost!

@meetinginsamarra @seekers-who-are-lovers @pagimag @pommedepersephone @iamjohnlocked4life @the-reading-lemon @atlinmerrick @shiplocks-of-love @frodosweetstuff @lisbeth-kk @totallysilvergirl @johnlockismyreligion @atikiology @constancecream @swissmissing @miadifferent @notallthosewhowander @raina-at @vanimelda4 @khorazir @fluffbyday-smutbynight

@amindamazed @jaimebluesq @jourqet @auroranibley @ewebie @keirgreeneyes @blogstandbygo @221beloved @inevitably-johnlocked @actually-a-girls-name @johnhwatsonblog @missdaviswrites @hubblegleeflower @unreconstructedfangirl

@loveismyrevolution @may-shepard @mslanna @kimmycup @jourquet @msladysmith @catlock-holmes @loki-lock @alexaprilgarden @three-patch-problem @aziraphalianfangirl @hellonewsletter

Let me know if you would like to be added or removed!

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are you john af? [insp]

>>>are you sherlock af?

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you’re not haunted by bbc sherlock

you miss it

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Honestly the first episode of Season 2 is the one where I’m really going 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨. Wdym John counted Irene’s texts. Wdym John’s girlfriend broke up with him because of his devotion to Sherlock. Wdym John is going through girlfriends so fast he’s mixing them up. What do you MEAN “I’m not gay” “Well I am, look at us both”.

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He said that he’d rather have anyone but you. Anyone.

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Sherlock x text posts >:

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The Abominable Bride by helloliriels

It wouldn't leave my brain, so hopefully now it won't leave yours either. ❄️👰☃️ Bahaha! The Christmastime special Rankin/Bass (totally) would have made *wink*

Inspired by @victorianpining and all the recent posts about BBC Sherlock's TAB ... ✨️🎄🔎

WISHING YOU ALL A VERY MERRY HOLIDAY SEASON!!!

Happy Holidays! Sending love to all my moots! @johnlocky @chinike @rhasima @fluffbyday-smutbynight @ohlooktheresabee @totallysilvergirl @a-victorian-girl @topsyturvy-turtely @iamjustreading @kabubsmagga @beebrevisionist @kettykika78 @gregorovitchworld @masterofhounds @missdeliadili @loki-lock @inevitably-johnlocked @bluebellofbakerstreet @khorazir @discordantwords @simplyclockwork @sarahthecoat @7-percent @meetinginsamarra @peanitbear @tiverrr @holmosexualitea @gaylilsherlock @whatnext2020 @safedistancefrombeingsmart @geekinator @dontfuckmylifewtf @wizama @keirgreeneyes @mrb488 @john-smiths-jawline @sabsi221b @kestrelwing64 @anyawen @calaisreno @raina-at @carla-creates @justanobsessedpan @zira-and-crowley @kittenmadnessandtea @maiaemerald @hasenkind687 @jobooksncoffee @amyreadsandstresses hope this finds you well and whole and safe and sound and enjoying a warm cup of soup! 🥰💋

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John and Molly in outfits so identical you’re barely allowed to even see them lol.

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