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Why are there like 5 daily chores where if you skip them for 2 days your life becomes a time based psychological thriller after
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The Australian Ballet is doing Alice in Wonderland again and on one hand I’ve seen it before, and on the other, their Queen of Hearts has my favourite costume in anything every
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"came back wrong" but it's from work
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did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”
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It is simply not fulfilling to enjoy media in the height of its popularity. You need to show up so late to the party that everybody else is gone and the hosts are asleep so you can rummage through their trash for chip dip and stale hors d’oeurves to eat alone in the dark like a dirty little raccoon secret
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my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming
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Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays everyone! ⭐
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Callum calls Rayla "my star" and Rayla calls Callum "my heart."
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Corvid Christmas tree. Simple, but beautiful.
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"hiccup and astrid dating" this "hiccup and astrid kiss" that, but lets talk about BEFORE they were together
im currently rewatching rtte and im noticing a bunch of details people DONT TALK ABOUT!!! hiccup and astrid always standing or sitting next to each other, hiccup being the only one to comfort astrid when heather leaves, hiccup and astrid just being the bestest of buds and always hanging out, astrid talking about hiccup when he's not there, even just the smallest of details like just glancing at each other. the twins are doing something stupid? astrid turns to give hiccup a raise of the brow, and hiccup just shrugs.
AND LETS NOT FORGET IN LIKE THE FIRST EPISODE, HICCUP AND ASTRID SIT NEXT TO EACHOTHER ON THE BEACH WHILE EVERYONE ELSE IS ASLEEP, JUST TALKING WHILE GAZING AT THE MOON!!!! these are the purest details never mentioned and it makes me sad :(
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loving the reddit comments on the united healthcare ceo being shot
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i think 'I trust you with my life but not your own' as a trope is one of the ones that can always fuck me up no matter what
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