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“Let the man drink his hoohas in peace.”

Is he grinning? Absolutely.

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lightmeup-lucifer‌:

“He giveth of himself to rate our fuck energy.”

“And he asks not of us to rate his fuck energy in return…”

“Only sad in that you can’t partake.”

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How about Valkyrie's energy.

“Massive fuck energy. Off the goddam charts. Men fling themselves at her.”

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Beyond the wall, what's 9S's fuck energy?

“Horny, lonely, doesn’t know dick from ass what to do about it.”

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Does Sephiroth have any energy other than 'I will murder you'?

“People think he’s got big fuck energy when really he has ‘Fragile, treat with care’ fuck energy.”

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Could you rate Dracula's son?

“Constantly cockblocked by his own depression, same as Broody Belmont. Things would be easier if they could just fuck each other.”

He says while knowing he might get stitches for that.

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Do ace people have "fuck no" energy?

“Heh! They have ‘go fuck yourself’ energy.”

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Aurelie?

“Executioner in the streets, queen in the sheets.”

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{ Sorry to everyone on my dash I just am getting a neverending stream of these }

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How about Klaus? Do you know about him?

“He’s ‘help me fuck the Daddy issues away’. Kid needs therapy.”

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Is MC's boyfriend too close?

“Needs laid badly, will probably cry.”

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but its perfectly fine to comment on his wife?

“Yeah, shit, Harker’s a fine ass woman with big fuck energy and he knows it. He’s proud.”

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How about Rylan?

“He goes into the same category as Charity, ‘fucks your brains out and says Hail Mary afterwards’.”

“...I think it all comes down to Catholics are horny fuckers.”

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Please drag Orrin

“‘Would get to use his massive dick more if he remembered the word for sex wasn’t sorry.’

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Okay, but Devil has two other children. What about them?

“I’m not commenting on Roxy’s twin, and MC? Shit, you all are trying to get me shot!”

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This might be sacrilege, but Charity?

“She’s ‘will fuck your brains out and then say an extra Hail Mary for it’.”

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lightmeup-lucifer‌:

“Good job.”

“She’s also my girlfriend’s sister and that’s just...a hellscape of awkward, I’m not gonna go there.”