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Everyone on 4/13, crawling out of their secret homestuck bunkers,

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You don’t need to read all of homestuck you just need to read until you get to this line and you’re good

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honestly this entire comic is references i have to take a goddamn break before my brain falls out of my skull helmet

thanks for joining us on part 1 of this hella sweet adventure

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ah yes, the beginning of a glorious holiday tradition

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why ARE even nachos so indisputable a part of bro culture

who decided this

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hella jeff’s treatise on the detriments of free market capitalism

also, can town

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do rulers/yardsticks and ostentatious frames count as references

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flash forward to alpha dave ollying out of the atmosphere on his skateboard

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wipes tear

u sure are hella bro

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this will forever just give me secondhand embarrassment for alpha kid dirk strider

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whispers its the gamebro.......

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remember when i got this url as a going-to-paris gift

i will always cherish the memories of those days

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yer dam right he does

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where making this fucken hapen

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SBAHJ 2: sweetbro and hella jef end hte worl d

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does this count as foreshadowing lmfaoo

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the originator............ the infamous.......... the stairs.