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The first rule of violent trench warfare is to have fun and be yourself

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how to erase pencil guidelines from under ink

1. wait until you’re absolutely sure the ink is dry

2. wrong

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you're a stupid fucking anti-sjw lol. This blog is stupid. I hate you crackers white people SUCK go suck a dick.

looks like I triggered more sjws. Keep sending these asks they only fuel my logic. 

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

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just had a pumpkin spice latte for the first time. this fucks. everyone apologise to women right now

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y'all jackin off physically but neglecting to jack off mentally and spiritually

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Fuck that post going around saying "you can have coffee in your story without justifying it :) you don't need to explain everything :)" I want, no, I DEMAND a fully researched ethnobotanical paper on every single food item in your work, if you don't explain to me where did potatoes come from in your fantasy setting or don't explain how the industry of coffee works over interstellar distances with full detail you are doing things wrong and I personally hate you and I hate your stupid story, fuck you

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why is my entire dash 9/11 jokes did smth happen or

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Wait that’s fucking weird lol

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happy fma day

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No one ever: I hate Ellen DeGeneres.

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HOLY SHIT IT'S SEPTEMBER 8TH!!! AN ANNIVERSARY OF AN EXTREMELY HISTORIC EVENT!!!

NO! NO! NOT THAT ONE!!!

^^^THIS ONE!!!^^^

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A massive grouper (toilet on the left for scale) 

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