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distractaed
Satoru protection squad
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Leïla, 26, queer, DIDMostly jjk and aftg
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distractaed · 3 months ago
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Post game team shopping trip let's gooooo 🤠
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distractaed · 9 months ago
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THE FOXES DEN merch store is open for pre-orders 🐾🐾🐾 Together with @noomyart we bring you bunch of fun stuff! The profits from sales will help me finance gender affirming care (mainly top surgery) <3 Preorders for all items close on November 1st
https :// thefoxesden. gumroad. com/ (remove spaces from Iink)
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distractaed · 9 months ago
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ṇ̵̛̱͌̅̃͛̔o̴̮̓̀͂́̃_̴̛̲́s̷͈̋̈́̄̋͠ị̶͔̗̐͐̐̒̕g̵̛̱̘̣̑͂ņ̴̰͔̘͇̏̒̓̇͠͝a̸̜̥̩̭͋̌ḷ̶͔̖͗͋͛͛̃͆
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distractaed · 10 months ago
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Extremely Overpowered Aftg Fancast
Ed Sheeran as Neil Josten
- british
- auburn hair can be arranged (already ginger for those of u who think neil is ginge)
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Ellen Degeneres as the Twinyards
- blond
- kinda rude
- blond
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Lewis Hamilton as Kevin Day
- the only man to match Kevin’s aura
- tattoos
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TAEYONG from the Ay-Yo MV as Matt Boyd
- spiky hair
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Serena Williams as Dan Wilds
- my favourite bw
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Marilyn Monroe as Allison Reynolds
- the people’s favourite blonde
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Mirage from The Incredibles as Renee Walker
- cute smile
- white hair; pastel highlights can be arranged
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Roman Reigns as David Wymack
- certified dilf
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distractaed · 10 months ago
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Ok I want to say something controversial
But you are responsible for your own safe spaces. You can block tags, block words, block people.
“But i thought fandom was supposed to be a safe space” —yeah you have to curate it.
Unfortunately one persons’s safe space may be another persons’ trigger. That’s ok. Simply block them, block the tag, block the word etc. They can do the same for you.
Maybe I’m just out of touch, but I’ve been around since the days of “don’t like, don’t read” and that’s a good philosophy. If it squicks you, scroll past. If it causes you anxiety or upset, block! Plenty of people are responsive if you ask them to tag an upsetting trigger. And if they’re dicks about it, block em.
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distractaed · 10 months ago
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i began reading the sunshine court... ☀️
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distractaed · 10 months ago
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i began reading the sunshine court... ☀️
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distractaed · 10 months ago
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During Olympics, Google had these adorable animations on their search page! I didn't realize they changed after few days so I might have miss 1 or 2 of them but here's the one ones I actually managed (and realized) to save :D
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distractaed · 10 months ago
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when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services
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distractaed · 10 months ago
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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon
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distractaed · 10 months ago
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Kevin: So according to this you two are being accused of; armed robbery, vandalism, grand theft auto-
Andrew: We had a bad day.
Kevin: -and murder
Neil:..It was a pretty bad day
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distractaed · 10 months ago
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distractaed · 10 months ago
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I have OCD and with that comes quasi-hallucinations, and I grew up watching a ton of horror films so some of the worst of mine are the standard white skin/black hair demon girl type shit.
However, because a lot of them are based on horror film I have found comfort in doing things that “go against” horror films and being like “see? This could never happen.”
(It’s irrational. I know that. But shut up. This is how I cope.)
For example: I started hearing garbled whispering from beneath my table, so I started playing the muppets sound track. Because they would never play Movin’ Right Along when the protagonist is about to get attacked. That won’t happen. Disney, who owns the muppets, wouldn’t give them the rights.
And it fucking worked.
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distractaed · 10 months ago
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sketch dump of uhhh
by general request of discord (and by request i mean that @cultpastorkevin told me to do it and i cannot deny them anything)
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based on this thing idk idk idk
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