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the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week
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I deeply appreciate the way Tite Kubo didn’t hesitate to give any of the Bleach boys sexy pinup shots.
Like, yes, thank you, I would enjoy ogling Kenpachi’s abs
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honestly if in like 2012 you had told anyone that dick Cheney and Taylor swift had both endorsed the same candidate for president and that person was a Democratic woman of color and she was running against reality tv star Donald Trump they would have asked what shitty adult cartoon episode you were referencing
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HE SWEARS THE LOOKING AT HIS HANDS THING IS NOTHING BUT I DON'T BUY IT
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“Can I be mean for a second” I would not care if you killed the bitch in front of me. Now what’s bothering you queen
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the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.
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you have encountered a group of trilobites! reblog to help them on their journey
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when i forget to log into ao3 and i have to click proceed to see an adult fic, i actually get a kick out of it. like i am an old timey queen and my bard is apologetic: “gentle lady, dicks doth touch in this next ballad. would you prefer another?” and i give him a gesture of command like, “nay, you may proceed, minstrel. bring forth the tale of dicks”
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