dittopede

[dittopede]

[dittopede]

"There's no platonic explanation for this!" Correct. However, neither is there a romantic one.

Whatever these freaks have going on is entirely sexual.

[dittopede]

sorry i got a boner when you gave me a high five i just havent had anybody want me around in a long time

[dittopede]

there's something kinda yuri about being tumblr mutuals

[dittopede]

*kisses you directly on the lips* That doesn’t mean anything. *tries to walk away but my ankle rolls and i break it so now you have to put me down for ethical reasons*

[dittopede]

[dittopede]

[dittopede]

[dittopede]

omg we are both fucked in the head wanna make out

[dittopede]

who up being undesirable

[dittopede]

Fuck, we cockwarmed too long and now we can only use we/us/ours pronouns. We fucking symbiote bonded this is bullshit

[dittopede]

it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

[dittopede]

yea mood

[dittopede]

[dittopede]

Jerking off to me is probably the nicest thing you can do

[dittopede]

So incredibly horny, I need to fuck her within an inch of her life. Have her face down, ass up, arching her back. Showing off how wet she is, knowing full well she's mine to use as I please, because all she wants is to be my good girl. So breedable.

[dittopede]

concept: a pretty girl sits on my lap and we kiss and kiss and kiss