They/them 18+Good Omens focus (also Michael Sheen good god hurghhhh) making my way through dr who!
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this might be the most poignant review of a doctor鈥檚 office i鈥檝e ever seen and it makes my heart hurt
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unavoidable that you will be the villain in someone else's story. You will be painted in an unfavorable light. You will be the irredeemable one. and all of this will happen despite how nice you might usually be or how kind or how respectful or how warm. and you will just have to move on.
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Hello??
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Cutey cutey romantic moment because I need the serotonin. And a hands insert shot because I apparently hate myself.
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I'm sure the world needs Tiger inspired by Vanessa Stockard's style
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"... You're what??"
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middle aged lady on my bus just called someone's partner "your whimsical idiot boyfriend" over the phone . with sincere frustration might I add
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also literally fucked a man so hard yesterday that today i found pieces of my bed on the floor
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i'm like this bc my parents didn't give me the sex talk as a kid so i've just been guessing the whole time and i've come to the conclusion that it probably involves wearing a dog collar while someone is nice and/or mean to you
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