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it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead

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I'm supposed to be doing stuff but this wouldn't leave my mind so here you go.

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Down it fresher

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True.

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What a Dork Rat. x

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“I was only kidding!”

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has anyone figured out how to be a real person yet

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how do you tell someone "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just disconnected from reality rn and the days are all blurred together and I feel completely apathetic towards everyone/everything around me so it's really hard for me to maintain a conversation" without saying that?

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You defeated me in a way no one thought was possible. You made me your friend by never giving up on me.

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earlier my husband opened our snack cabinet and something fell out and he put it back and then a second later i heard him say very quietly “no, it chose me” and then he took it and walked away

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ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

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Oh, spooky pookie, who's got you smiling like that?

Ryan Chang

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the feminine urge to stay gone. be unseen, be unavailable, be unheard of. disappear.

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People are sleeping so hard on Cenotaph but it’s okay I’ll love it enough for everybody