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the bitches traumatized by saltburn would never survive the fics in my ao3 history

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I swear I get sad if I wake up and one is on the floor

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what max verstappen gets compared to: senna, schumacher, jesus from the bible, the literal sun

what other drivers on the grid get compared to: max verstappen

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aaron forges andrew's signature for a young fan once. this kid is so excited and he asks so nicely and he's just got this look of pure adoration that aaron can't say no. so he signs the paper, smiles awkwardly for the picture and moves on with his day.

the video the mom took of the whole interaction goes viral. exy fans debate.

the timing is off. andrew and his team were in tampa for a game that weekend. so who's this guy? who's this guy who looks exactly like andrew minyard who lives on the other side of the country?

oh yea, didn't andrew minyard have a twin brother who also played at palmetto state?

yea, andrew's an identical twin.

didn't his twin brother kill a guy in like 2006 or something?

and that's how aaron's residency cohorts find out aaron murdered a guy in undergrad.

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The "you go away when you go home" is such a insane line

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Max Verstappen & Lando Norris - Silver Spoon by Erin LeCount

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Mark Webber & Oscar Piastri - Nothing New by Taylor Swift (feat. Phoebe Bridgers)

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pretty lady, may she rest in peace<3

My chicken died... (Lady Stardust)

But she had a really long and mostly good life, so it wasn't too bad! (She went in her sleep.)

I just thought you might want to know! :3

oh i’m very sorry to hear that! i hope she’ll continue on having a mostly good life in chicken heaven too:)

thank you for telling me, i’ll miss her dearly.

lots of love

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Orange tree

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mclaren boys for my friend!!

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this is kind of my favorite genre of image ever. like THIS is what the internet is for

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quite possibly nothing funnier than Max Verstappen refusing to spray his champagne and instead immediately downing as much of it as possible

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1am oscar study for the soul

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Forty-something Andreil watching a match

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Oh this helmet is so beautiful

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mclaren Running through the data 📈