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How do they make the food in ghibli movies look so tasty
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i will lick yuour Poosay for €4.
Whaddaye say?
Sloppy Astyle??
(quite an alluring ofer if i do sayso myzelf……..
line 1: german pervert
line 2: scottish pervert
line 3: italian pervert
line 4: average frenchman
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I have been thinking of this Canal+ ad with napoleon in it
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Cyclists are perverts of a high degree
#and they try to indoctrinate their children into the lifestyle#throwback to when my grandpa was making me bike on a busy country road with no shoulder (wtf)
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Do you know how your parents met?
#my dad's bestie was dating my mom's sister#and essentially they were like 'what if we set up these two extremely shy people together' and it somehow worked#so remember kids: sometimes irl shipping works
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Why do you use It/Its pronouns...
i got tagged in elementary school and never recovered
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coworkers: have any fun plans for the weekend?
me:
#im moving somewhat nearby so i can just do that on weekends now#have to take the boat and maybe bike there. but still.
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HINT: you can move my white ass using the arrow keys.
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it’s so funny that dracula mailed himself to london. stamp on the crate. crate on the boat. they’ll never suspect a thing.
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The final stage of every OC's creation is having to go through websites like this to name it:
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