[Lizzie] [she/her] [adult] My name is pretty girl and sometimes i don't feel so pretty
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rouxls' section in the wikipedia article for deltarune characters is really funny to me
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somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time
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Got a job for you, e621. We are going to need you to jack off to objectum tags only today. No mind_control, no intelligence_loss, no leaking_through_clothing. It’ll be rough, but you’ve toppled harder already. Prove that you can keep doing it.
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comm for @moufflair!!
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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door
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