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once you hit adulthood a day will come when you’re suddenly like VEGETABLES 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 and it never goes away
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they’ve been forcing us to write “customized notes” on every drink at work and now they’re having store meetings + coaching us on what we can and can’t write bc someone drew a pig on a cop’s coffee and tbh that’s on starbucks for not foreseeing this outcome.
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Reblog if, no matter the size of the role, you would agree to work with the Muppets if offered the chance to do so, no questions asked
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I'm still reeling over the senseless death of Jonathan Joss, an out and proud gay man simply trying to live his life with his partner in peace.
The only solace I will take in the horrible tragedy is that they did arrest the man who killed him and hopefully he will be brought to justice.
Rest in power, Jonathan. You will not be forgotten. 😔
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this is kind of funny bc my moms name is susan she grew up in the 70s And she used to hitchhike AND she ended up in the same room as an active serial killer. who was targeting girls her age at the time!!!! anyway.
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the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating
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