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WHEN WILL PEOPLE FUCKING REALIZE THAT

MEN

ALSO

ARE

GIVEN

UNREALISTIC

EXPECTATIONS

DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA

HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT IS

TO LOOK LIKE THIS???

IT’S 100% FUCKING ILLOGICAL TO EXPECT MEN TO HAVE THIS RIPPED SIX-PACK ABS AND BE SKINNY AND HAVE PERFECT SKIN AND FACIAL COMPLEXION!  MEN ALSO EXPERIENCE BEING UNCOMFORTABLE WITH OUR BODIES ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.

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composers: a summary

bach: I FKN HATE PARALLEL FIFTHS

vivaldi: 3 billion concertos hhaha

cpe bach: who am i

mozart: sunshine and smiles

haydn: i basically invented every single genre lol

beethoven: ANGST ANGST ANGST and triplets and going deaf

chopin: my soUL

paganini: hahhaha noobs

liszt: AHAHAHHAHA noobs

alkan: fck ur fingers lol

brahms: cLARA

schubert: im a mushroom

wagner: have a twenty year long opera lol and leitmotifs

tchaikovsky: boom boom cannons

rachmaninoff: HANDS

debussy: sevenths and modes and whole tones awww yiss

ravel: bitch please ninths elevenths quadrillionths

holst: who needs stringed instruments ha anD I HATE THE PLANETS

prokofiev: lol get out of my way conventional tonality i will modulate in one measure to f double fuckflat minor and stay there for a page

shostakovich: anGST ANGST ANGST FUCK YOU STALIN

cage:

reich: rrrrererreeepepeepeppppeeeaaaeaeaeaeeaaaatattatttt

stravinsky: da da da da da DA da da

schoenberg: (/79jjsOO##jksi&@'

satie: im funny

mahler:*singing* I'VE GOT THE WHOOOOLE WORLD, IN MY SCORES

gershwin: jazzy jazz hands screw conventional orchestras im brining in the saxophone

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Once you get this you must share five random facts about yourself then pass this on to 10 of your favorite followers!

OK well haven’t done anything like this in quite a while and it was done by one of the people I’d pass this on too! Does this mean I should only send 9 invites? Or send 9 and 1 to her again? Or should I just send it to 10 random people….hmmmm….. decisions, decisions. 

So the random fact:

1. I want to take over the world. Surprisingly nobody seems to take me seriously though. I’m telling you it’ll be great world peace, good food, etc etc etc…

2. I have a knack for being able to talk to anyone. And probably also talking to much. Unless I like you and we’re in person then I shut up and dote on every word you say.

3. I’m always trying to make some sort of business work. Currently trying to get a clothing line, a new motor sport, and some couture’ adult toys out on the market. The first and last things are actually working out for once though so that’s good.

4. It is not possible to shock me. I have literally lost all possible innocence. You may gross me out or startle me but the shock factor is just gone.

5. I lost the only person that ever mattered to me and it broke me enough to where I simply float through life and notice all the horrible little things that others don’t seem to see. I guess it’s the monster in me seeing all of the monsters who don’t feel they need to hide.

Well I made that rather Macabre? Oh well! NEXT!!!!!

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Best music related moment i've heard of in a while.

you know how there are those occasional songs that bring out your inner stripper because i have an entire playlist of those songs and it’s the longest playlist on my ipod.

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This is Epic.It doesn't need more of a description than that. Fully instrumental and addictive. 

(Shock One - Lite Cycles)

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As many of you know I essentially NEVER put up content that isn't music related this is honestly only the second time I've ever really decided to do so for a cause. THIS is what I think of when I think of womens rights being denied. Women who have done nothing wrong being burned so they can never get married. Whipped with electric cords because they dont want to have sex that night. Women buried and stoned because their families believe it is their right to do so when they don't make the life choices they want them to or simply because they feel like it. Strong women in Africa who have their genitals mutilated so that they either can't have sex or will recieve only pain from the act. It is these poor people that I think of when i here people say they are advocating womens rights. To those who wish to advocate for these poor women please go to the U.N. or other human right websites and look at the information about the horrific crimes commited globally against not only women but children and men as well. We live in a large world and somtimes even though it can be hard to help others we must at least try. Because no one should ever have to suffer and become a life long victim at the hands of sick and evil people who choose to commit these crimes.

acid attacks in pakistan

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Hi GUYS! AND GALS!

I know I haven't uploaded much AT ALL recently. I've had my mothers health, school, and working on starting up a company on my mind more than uploading music I'll get on my computer and have "fun time"  If im lucky for up to an hour. I've spent it checking out other peoples stuff on tumblr, my e-mail, and YouTube. In the next few days hopefully by the end of the weekend I'll do one HUUUUGE upload of everything I would have covered before and during my absense that I would have normally uploaded. ;D For those of you who missed me thanks for the messages asking how I was, for the couple of you I randomly chatted with even though I'm not sure why I keep talking with you thanks for the random fun messages, and for the 1 person that left! Oh wait they wont even see this nevermind. I hop you'll all enjoy whats coming ;)

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Just fell out of my chair laughing. Every Molly I know would either not go to a rave because they A) Hate people, B) Hate Music, C) Are super religious and believe concerts are for sinners, or D) would demand to be called something like Smoke, Rainbow, or Super Boobs if we went so she sounded cooler. <<<This runs the gambit between 11 different Molly's btw. And yes I've had to yell each one of the forementioned names at the top of my lungs in Public. The last one got the best reviews. Mostly from Candy covered little raver girls, lol.

imagine for a moment just how fucked you would be if you were actually looking for a girl named "Molly" at a rave

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People should stop thinking that an artist that controls what he does is a bad thing. A lot of artists today are just victims, not having control, and they’re not free. And that’s pathetic. If you start being dependent on money, then money has to reach a point to fit your expenses.

Thomas Bangalter, Daft Punk (via ladyswire)

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Its happened

Those of you who managed to follow me from my first blog will know of the ladies who taught us our Manners ;) Icona Pop One of my favorite duo's. And now I must tell you all they've gone vogue in america. With their touring as a an opener for Marina and the Diamonds they now have some radio play in THE U.S.!!!!!!!!!! With their very recognizeable song "I Love It" which has been featured in a commercial, a television show, and they've played SxSW which got quite a few peoples attention here in the states. For those of you who don't know Icona Pop is a swedish duo of two striking ladies Caroline Hjelt (Hot as hell Redhead) and Aino Jawo (A dark haired Dynamo) who just met at a party and decided to make a band. It's a really cool story and their rise came with the release of the song Manners. Which took Europe by storm and has been remixed both well and terribly over the years now. For those of you interested check out the posted links for the songs, their bio, and lastly the Official Icona Pop Blog. These two hold a special place in my heart as they are one of the first groups I started listening to when I figured out I like all forms of electronic and quirky music. I assure you that they are up their with Daft Punk in importance for this genre of constatnley evolving music and I can't wait to see what they produce in the future.

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CockRestraint     .....I'm sorry but NOBODY is going to beat this one.

Replace one word in your URL with "COCK"

gyrkincock

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I'm currently laughing so hard at the wonderful accuracy of this I nearly passed out.

i hope im not the last person to see this…

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O_O Willy Wonka just got intense people. Only Fonik could do this and make it something EPIC. Enjoy everyone I had to share this as soon as I heard it :)

[Fonik - Wompa]

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Hey Everybody!

Sorry again for being away for so long its still going to be a while before I'm back on to post. My next post will probably be a big one tomorrow. I'm just dealing with my mothers medical stuff so I just haven't had the time to commit to blogging as I like to.

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Damn this is actually really accurate. Maybe just a little more emphasis on the loss of brain function when she's nearby though. At least for me.........

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As someone who has participated in different extreme sports but not at any high level I must say that I hope he landed where he wanted to in the end. The fear of dieing is one of the thrills many have to fight while performing and his passing at such a young age is something others should look at. Sometimes even if it's not a new trick or a dangerous one you can still bite the dust a final time. R.I.P. Man you were amazing to watch I can only imagine what it felt like to follow such a far flung dream.

I’m not a huge fan of the X Games or extreme sports but RIP Caleb Moore.  It’s sad to see someone die from doing something they loved at such a young age.  I can’t imagine what his family must be going through right now.