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Cocaine Slug (poster, 2025, unreleased)

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I’ve had a tumblr for 4 years what the fuck am I doing with my life 

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[Fictional character who is worse than me in every way] save me

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a few days ago i woke up thinking: snails are cute, but what if they had legs?

so i made this, and i was like "aww yeahhh such a funny animal"

and then a second image popped up in my head

what if they acted like dogs?

YEAAAAHHHHH HAPPY PUPPY SNAIL

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Take a deep breath, It's Out of Touch Thursday!!

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The Scheming Advisors' Group Chat

TreacherousVizier: Anybody else think the King's glass could do with a little… additives? 😈😈😈 (🍷 5) (😈 7) (👍 4)

UnfavouredSecondSon: Father seems so weak lately. Why, he might even perish from a single stumble! (😈 6) (👍 7) (👞 3)

NefariousJester: Ho-ho-ho! Tricks and games my liege might play, but for his sins he may well pay! (👍 3)

TorridTurncoat: It is such an honour to serve as His Majesty's closest friend for so many years! Why, the court is so fond of me that they would never suspect the knife in his back to be planted from my trusted palm! (😈 10) (🗡️ 9) (👍 8)

RighteousSquire: Any body else want to get up bright and early so we might protect His Holiness from the first moments of dawn? 😇😊 (👎 14) (😠 15) (🗡️ 16)

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BackstabBot: @RighteousSquire has been added to List: "Guys we gotta get rid off" (👍 8)

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i’m losing my mind

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In just 40 seconds, Greta Thunberg explains why it is totally coherent to protest both genocide and climate collapse.

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divorce themed restaurant menu

dessert: CUSTARDy Battle

yeah that's all i've got so far sorry

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I’ve been waiting since March to post this...

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Boney McClyde does the last of the autumn chores, even though he'd rather rest

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Any day now