djoseph

[djoseph]

if you think I’m buying Halloween candy for the children you’re wrong. This 10 pound bag of assorted candies is for ME and I’ll put it in a bowl on my bedside table

[djoseph]

one thing about me is that i will buy a beverage

[djoseph]

hey (sleepy)

[djoseph]

does anybody want to play outside

[djoseph]

confession: I like candy corn

[djoseph]

hey 🤍

I was literally thinking of doing this exact same thing… get out of my brain (jk stay however long you like 💛)

[djoseph]

How come nobody keeps bugs for pets

[djoseph]

are you a pumpkin . because oh my gourd

[djoseph]

woke up and decided I really don’t like the word ointment

[djoseph]

I love the sound of nature… crickets chirping, leaves rustling, and [my] farts

[djoseph]

I wanted to be a spy kid so bad man why couldn’t have been ME

[djoseph]

[djoseph]

I always show up at night because I want you all to see me as a cryptid

[djoseph]

realized I haven’t posted my face in a while

[djoseph]

just realized I’m hannah montana… i put my lil wig on and sing my lil songs under a lil name

[djoseph]

wish I had some Polly Pocket clothes to chew on rn (just to take the edge off)