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My name is also Heba. But when i was her age, i was always within the embrace of my mother. food and shelter were not a thing my parents had to worry about. Why am i almost 24 years old, but she didn't even get to 4 months old? what is this world we are living in?

CEASEFIRE NOW AND OPEN RAFAH CROSSING

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Still haunted by being called "normie" for recommending Captain Laserhawk

"I'm looking for fetish material" Men get strapped into a machine and their balls get an electric shock every time they fail crazy taxi but ok don't watch that then

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I cant believe this tweet is how I find out

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Propaganda:

Mutsuki and Urie: Listen. LISTEN. The communication issues. It's so *chef's kiss*. Urie is more or less canonically in love with Mutsuki after that time he impaled him and instead of getting mad Mutsuki gave him a hug. But he refuses to admit he cares about him even though it's fairly obvious that he's his favorite person. Also Mutsuki is obsessed with their teacher, who after a series of traumatizing experiences he stalks and tries to murder, so that's another rift in their relationship. Urie is so clearly jealous and also enables Mutsuki's unhealthy coping mechanism by just ignoring the fact that there is definitely a problem until it becomes too big to ignore and Mutsuki inadvertently nearly causes an apocalypse. And then they fight and Mutsuki tries to kill Urie. They're both such deeply fucked up people and they have such huge communication issues that they're practically on different planets and they've each tried to seriously hurt each other multiple times and they insult each other (or Urie insults Mutsuki before he falls deeply in love with him) and also Mutsuki is somewhat canonically trans and it's Not Handled Well but also they're an amazingly fucked up shit and I love them

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"oh itd be illegal in real life though!!" yeah. a lot of shows have moments like that too. and theyre not always shown to be explicitly negative, are seen as funny, or are even seen as attractive. but people are yknow. expected to know that certain things aren't okay irl. because they expect them to be adults with critical thinking skills.

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dolph gets neglected so bad that his heroes wiki page is shorter than sarah's villains page 💀💀💀💀

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Send me some men (not bullfrog or Rayman) to ship with Dolph and I might doodle them together

Also gotta do a Betilla redesign so I can draw Jade smooching a milf

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dolph laserhawk:

dolph laserhawk when a buff man over the age of 45 says something nice to him:

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I know Alex won worst boyfriend of the year award but at least he's shown to actually bang men in the show 😭

The amount of times I've gotten "Rayfrog is a healthy ship!" On that one meme post I made months back would've made me rich

Rayfrog isn't even canon never mind healthy?!

Like, Bullfrog could be Rayman's cousin twice removed or something for all we know

”How is Bullfrog more gay than the main character-“

Is he though? is just because Bullfrog is French?

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Ideal Dolph and Sam dynamic to me is Dolph having a massive crush on the man and Sam knows Dolph is down bad for him, but the feeling isn't mutual and Sam's way of gently turning down Dolph is acting completely oblivious to Dolph's flirting

Plus Sam is bored and finds it hilarious how awkward Dolph gets

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Imagine being such a pathetic incel loser you are being roasted in multiple languages.

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apparently people are now purchasing thick water to make slimes with because of a trend on tiktok

thick water is for disabled people who can’t swallow properly. stores usually have extremely limited supplies of it.

please don’t buy thick water for fun or to make slime with. it’s literally the only way some disabled people can drink anything. It’s not a fucking toy

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The fact that homelessness is controversial tells you everything you need to know about conservatives.

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i am skeptical you could do that actually, tiktok user

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”How is Bullfrog more gay than the main character-“

Is he though? is just because Bullfrog is French?

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Hot take that shouldn’t be a hot take but it’s okay if an art style is “ugly”, it’s okay if a character design is “ugly” and it’s especially okay for a female character design to be “ugly”

A piece of media having a woman be “unattractive” is not the fall of western civilisation, a female character with small boobs and no make up is not running around murdering the hot anime waifus

Female characters with tiny waists and massive impossible honkers can co-exist with “realistic” female character designs, one does not suddenly erase the existence of the other