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this is the lucky d20 eothain. reblog to pass all of your ability checks

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You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!

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Okay so it seems like people will call any mallet percussion instrument a xylophone and I’m here to teach you shit.

This is a xylophone. The wood part is thick and it’s high pitched.

This is a marimba. It’s huge and expensive. No like a small one costs over $4,000 (3186.20 euros). The key things are really long and thin.

Now do you see this beautiful instrument? This is called the vibraphone motherfuckers. Or just the vibes. Anyways it sounds amazing. I could marry the sound. Basically, it;s made of metal and you have a pedal to stop it from ringing too long.

This is the glockenphejksdfjkl. I have no idea how to spell it, so lets just call it the orchestral bells. If you hit this shit too loud it can burst your eardrums. 

These are a joke.

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So I went looking at Gordon Ramsay videos and found this and laughed for about 10 minutes.

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reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

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“WHAT TEAM?!” I shout out the window into the night.

Somewhere, hundreds of miles away, Zac Efron wakes from a restless sleep, sitting bolt upright “WILDCATS”

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omfg the tears

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IT’S DONE!! After a month of work it’s finally done!! This is why I haven’t been posting a lot of art recently! I’m so happy and proud of this. This is my first animatic! Please watch and enjoy!

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say it with me now..

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what’s the march mood?

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here come dat weeb!!

o shit konnichiwa

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Reverse werewolf- turn into the moon when you see a wolf.

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me, a sensible boy, feeling a tickle: just your leg hair, calm down

caveman brain: it is so many spiders

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My doggo, Ezri, who rarely barks and mostly borks.

When I got her, she’d been abused and would cower and pee at almost everything, and had been mistreated when she’d barked, so she never would. One day months after I had her she got excited on a walk and borked at a bird, and then immediately cower-peed. I had to re-teach her to bark by gathering her whole human pack and having everyone bark and howl and feed her treats and pet her till she got excited enough to join in, and then got more treats. Took a while but I was able to teach her to bork on command (and she’s gotta be excited or she just stares at me like “Sorry, the bork system needs charging”) and she’ll do it happily when she’s excited to go for a walk or upon seeing a friend, and at birds. I love her croaky borking, especially when she started off terrified of making a joyful noise.

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the road to el dorado when in the context of a d&d game is the most astounding and hellish streak of 1′s and 20′s