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YOU DON'T CLOSE YOUR DOOR??? NEVER COME ANYWHERE N E A R CZECHIA

wait people sleep with their doors closed????

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A normal movie but its cast is full of pornstars. Every time someone looks a bit closer with suspicion at the actors, you know they like to get naughty.

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Me reading this is a poor time management decision.

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

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my grandma is convinced that i’m a dissapointment

my mom once told me i was a ski jumper in a past life because she dreamed about a ski jumper dying in a terrible accident when she was pregnant with me, and said it was definitely true cause the ski jumper in her dream was also blonde. i never had the heart to tell her this is absolutely not something catholics can believe.

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PEOPLE WHO SLEEP LIKE THAT MIGHT NOT FEAR GOD OR DEATH BUT THE SURE DO DESERVE IT

wait people sleep with their doors closed????

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no

@the-bois-jim-and-jim​ I present to you… Darkiplier tiddies!

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“mom where is this metro going?”

“it’s complicated”

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Down the Mine deleted scene