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I laughed at this so hard I stopped getting air in my body and had to sit down. This isn't a vibrator it's a failed homunculus and it's in terrible pain

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Was talking to a coworker today who explained that her grandfather was like Snow White “but Californian. And an old man.” in that the creatures of the forest would follow him around and presumably duet with him.

“When he died the ravens sat in the trees outside for a week, watching. Taking turns. A horde of raccoons tried to break into the house every night, tearing at the siding. Eventually they gave up, but it was unsettling.”

“Aww. They were checking on him!” I said, like a normal person. Internally, I thought “Maybe you could do the thing you do with dead pets, where you show them to the living pets so the living pet understands they’re gone. But I guess if you did that to a bunch of scavenging species, they’d be like “Well, that’s very sad but he IS food now.” So what you’d need, for human sensibilities, is some sort of transparent corpse barrier. Like a see-through coffin oh that’s what the dwarves were doing! You’ve stopped paying attention to this conversation about the loss of a beloved family member you gotta phase back in.”

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Saying "I don't believe in magic" is neither respectful nor disrespectful. It is an entirely neutral statement.

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hey man idk what you did but the orc king is asking for you..

so did he look like more angry or sexually areoused…

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This is the kind of thing someone says before denying they even know what a trumpet is.

OMG DO U PLAY THE TRUMPET (i play the trumpet) (do u wanna talk abt it) (pls post abt this)

I DON'T

I'VE NEVER PLAYED A TRUMPET BEFORE

I HAVE NEVER TOUCHED ONE

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME WE NOW HAVE A RELATIVE OF LONGISQUAMA

IT’S CALLED 👉👉 MIRASAURA 👈👈 AND IT REPRESENTS A THIRD TIME COMPLEX INTEGUMENT EVOLVED??? AND MAYBE THOSE CREST THINGS WERE COMMON IN DREPANOSAURS?

It’s so prettyyy *_*

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Surgeon Elisabeth Potter films herself discussing her patient's denial with United Healthcare. this is the same surgeon who was sued by UHC for “defamation” back in February after she revealed that UHC interrupted her in the middle of an active surgery.

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The environmental storytelling in this game is crazy

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Why does that font make attitudes look like it’s spelled wrong?

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hey does anybody want to see my collection of slightly distorted pictures of cats as viewed through glasses

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I forgot that Fanny Hill was like that, which is rather stupid of me.

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WHY THE FUCK DO I HEAR A DISTANT OMINOUS WHISTLING

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A serious (and seemingly obvious) problem with the implementation of the Online Safety Act is that it requires malicious actors to not exist.

Since the UK govenment in any form hates paying for things, especially things required for their goals, the current situation is that websites have to work out to do age verification themselves. There is no government-approved or provided service for this - it's a free-for-all of third-party verification providers.

Now, some people are pointing out that depending on how these companies handle the data given to them to perform verification, it's possible this data could be stolen or leaked. This is a worrying possibility. This danger is primarily one of passive incompetence, although if your driver's licence gets leaked, you won't be happy either way.

But passive incompetence probably isn't going to hurt anyone before active malice does.

Normalising showing your face or identity documents to random websites is an incredibly stupid thing to do. You know who benefits from this? Actual criminals! Phishing attacks continue to be successful because people will put their banking details into websites that are very much not their banks. And while random websites asking for your banking details is suspicious, the OSA makes it so that random websites asking for your driver's license or passport or other such things will now be expected.

Meaning an enterprising criminal can set up a website, stick a fake age verification pop-up on it, and harvest a whole bunch of things that come in useful for committing identity theft. Or blackmail perhaps.

The overall point here is that in this respect, the Online Safety Act is going to make the internet more dangerous, in a way that should be obvious if you actually think about the potential negative consequences.

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Just because we disagree about something doesn’t mean we’re not both wrong.

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far be it from me to deny the self-evident truth that tumblr is a white and racist website. However you have to admit its a little funny to be throwing that stone from the glass website with an integrated hitler chatbot