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"we're tired of hearing about your fucked up dinners" well I also ate a block of raw tofu. With a spoon. Didn't even take it out of the carton. If you EVEN CARE

tahini on sauerkraut is so absurdly good, truly greater than the sum of its parts. The you sprimkle a little nooch on that bad boy? Heaven

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tahini on sauerkraut is so absurdly good, truly greater than the sum of its parts. The you sprimkle a little nooch on that bad boy? Heaven

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related to the "looking at things" gifset I was devestating to learn that the phrase for "To examine something (especially written material) carefully and attentively." is spelt pore over and not pour. I thought the liquid imagery was so effective, the attention just streaming out of eyeballs and running down the page

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Endeavour Morse + crouching

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similar topic but it's so funny to me when people are like "you can't ship these people one of them is the other's father figure!" as if wanting to fuck a father figure isn't the only joy left in this life

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Say what you will about the US Navy but by God do they teach people to clean a bathroom. Take away their nukes but keep them on that deck swabbing program we could heal this country

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I know that I am reading Les Mis wrong but if VIctor Hugo didn't want that from me he shouldn't have written detailed descriptions of his primary antagonist tripping over his own dick and then screaming into his hat. He shouldn't have given him bangs!

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Forever seething about every Worldlier Than Thou thinkpiece that implies Forster is a loser and prude because they don't like Maurice. You don't have to like it! But clearly its not for you!!

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because of my job and my haircut strangers are convinced I'm a very interesting person, but really I am actually very dull in the ways they thought I'd be exciting-- and yet in the ordinary everyday categories required to facilitate a normal human interaction I am fucking bizarre. Please stop trying to have a conversation with me I am running out of normal behaviors to imitate I really just want to find turtles to rescue and read about 1970s rehab programs on my phone

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I have a few books about the temperance movement in America (mostly how they won and then lost with prohibition) but I'd be interested reading about the UK movement if anyone has any recs. Salvation Army stuff fascinates me too

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Obligatory "you cannot imagine how thoroughly normal I am about a television show" but the summary included is very informative and really interesting!

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two overarching mysteries of Endeavour 2012-2023 are:

how did they make it so good

why can't I get anyone to watch it

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You must have seen some terrible things..

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I thought there was a turtle on the highway today and I risked life and limb to run out onto the road and get it only to realize it was a perfectly turtle shaped- and colored- pile of shit. Literal excrement

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If you are some kind of pervert and would like an unending steam of praise just walk around outside with a trash grabber and bag. Its like being a troop people just fall over themselves to assure you you're daddy's good good little litter picker