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tag what you're majoring in/intend on majoring in

Respecting Women

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i could solve all zen koans im just really busy & dont have time right now

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So I had to return a book to the library today and I came straight from the horse farm. I went to the front desk because it was an item on loan from another library and I wasn’t sure if it had to be checked in differently. The librarian said no, it could get returned in the normal slot but she could take it and check it in right away.

It was only when I got back to the car that I realized I had walked into the library covered in dirt from head to toe and handed back a book about grave robbing.

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Whats the opposite of a girlboss. Im like a girlfailure

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so i made and account on tv tropes and it asked for my relationship status

i went over and was about to put in “single” or “it’s complicated” and, well..

i can’t deal anymore

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on one hand, i don’t think Mary was a child when she gave birth, and I don’t like the insistence by non Christians that Mary’s pregnancy was statutory rape and forced impregnation, as it’s historically and theologically unsound and only used as a ‘gotcha!’ instead of a jumping board for real discussion. but also, I think that in this day and age, the narrative of an impoverished, unmarried teenager having an unplanned pregnancy that just so happens to be Divine represents the spirit of the gospels far better than a Mary bathed in white light dressed in gold with perfect curls as she cradles a white blond Jesus to her chest

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scientists wont tell you this! (because it's not true)

experts don't want you to know this! (because it's made up)

doctors HATE this one trick! (because it's dangerous and unhealthy)

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my kinks are jerking off and missionary sex and photos of big boobs and porn , and also hot models haha

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Hey dude. I noticed that you seem to be having a lot of symbolic association with the ouroboros icon and I just wanted to know if you were like. ok. or like, that you're experiencing time linearly and not stuck in an eternal loop of the same events.

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Why does basil smell so fucking amazing

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Remains to be seen = cadaver voyeurism

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Girl when I tell you my life flashed before my eyes

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i beat myself up for not knowing enough about my special interests a lot but then i remember the average person off the street has no idea what the carboniferous is and i feel better

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I love Joey asking Yugi why he keeps losing and Yugi wanting to be helpful is like let me see/I can give you tip s but upon looking at it is like going through the 5 stages of grief