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Five Dollar Fridays!

Can you spare $5 this week? If not, please reblog this post so it reaches someone who can!

Otherwise, please donate $5 to one of the following verified fundraisers for families in Palestine and then reblog this post:

(verification) Asmaa's Family (€2.342/€45.000) [5.20%]

(verification) Basel's Family (CHF 5.125/CHF 60.000) [8.54%]

(verification) Muhammad's Family (€7.989/€82.000) [9.74%]

(verification) Wafaa's Family (€10.903/€100.000) [10.9%]

(verification) Malak's Family (€4.379/€25.000) [17.5%]

(verification) Samer’s Family (kr 100.281/kr 450.000) [22.3%]

(verification) Musab's Family (€2.314/€10.000) [23.1%]

(verification) Nadaa's Family (£5.843/£25.000) [23.4%]

(verification) Moamen's Family ($7.703/$30.000) [25.7%]

(verification) Mohammed's Family (€5.766/€20.000) [28.8%]

(verification) Tala’s Family (€13.037/€40.000) [32.6%]

(verification) Yousef's Family (£6.960/£20.000) [34.8%]

(verification) Youssef's Family (€8.769/€23.000) [38.1%]

(verification) Laila's Family (€27.109/€45.000) [60.2%]

(verification) Abdelrahman's Family (€13.617/€20.000) [68.1%]

(verification) Mohammad's Family (€26.052/€37.000) [70.4%]

(verification) Nada’s Family (€12.371/€16.000) [77.3%]

(verification) Fadi's Family ($29.323/$35.000) [83.5%]

(verification) Amira's Family (€17.826/€20.000) [89.1%]

(Conversions: $5 = kr52.36, €4.66, £3.89, CHF4.30)

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I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

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I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

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HAPPY PRIDE!!

(Last years post)

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If you, for some reason, still have a subscription to the Atlantic, cancel it

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MY FAVORITE DAY

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happy neil banging out the tunes day!

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Keep banging out tunes little buddy!!

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It's time

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garlic bread to share to your aspec friends :)

rb to share

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Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

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Just a quick ATSV meme for y'all