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Some solid advice right there

nobody in the entire world has ever wronged 0 people in their entire life, that is just not reality. let yourself move on from having wronged someone and just try not to do it again

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I haven't laughed so hard since my twin got drunk and lost his hand. In his pocket. Attached to his arm.

apparently theres something in Nutella that causes cancer.. my mom told me this morning, although im not entirely sure this is true:/

anything can cause cancer bro. i mean what did u think the purpose of this account was for

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You don't have to be fantastic to have fun.

You don't have to be dramatic to enjoy acting. You don't have to be outgoing to appreciate parties. You don't have to be a bookworm to enjoy a novel. You are not obligated to color inside the lines. You are not obligated to make perfect stitches. You are not obligated to be outstanding at a pass-time. It's okay to like makeup without having the perfect winged eyeliner. It's okay to like reading if you're not advanced. It's okay to like cars of you don't know everything about them. You are under no obligation to be good at something to enjoy it. If you like doing it, then do it the way you like. No one else but you has to like it.

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The super religious guy stumbles across a satanic symbol on the side of his church and the girl who drew it has his finger print.

A gang leader finds his SM to be the daughter they have as hostage from their rival gangs leader.

Someone's soulmate dies and suddenly their fingers are blank and they're crying all night

Someone falling in love with someone who doesn't have matching fingerprints. Turns out they're abusive and burn off their s.o.s fingerprints so they never find their true soulmate

Soulmates growing up as neighbors since birth see each other as siblings rather than romantic partners

One hand has different fingerprints, and they choose to follow a polygamist route so no hearts get broken

Someone tattoos rainbows on their fingerprints from a drunk night and start laughing hysterically and crying at one when they find a stranger looking so lost at their hands and explaining to friends that they were SURE they didn't get a tattoo

An assassin sobbing over the person they killed because their fingerprints match.

Soul Mate AU

Soul mate AU where each person is born with the same fingerprints as their soul mate.

Seriously though, imagine:

• People born with no fingerprint • Aromantic people finding friend soulmates. • Asexual people finding their romantic soul mates. • An agent that works for agency that finds people their soulmate. One day, that agent finds someone who matches their own. • Criminals that burn off their fingerprints so they can’t be traced. • A person who believes they are straight finds that a person of the same sex has their fingerprint. • A person who believes they are gay/lesbian finds someone of the opposite sex with their fingerprint.

Anyone care to add on?

If anyone writes anything off of this please tag me. I’d love to see what people do with it

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Alternate AU Idea #1

WTF dude why did you kill him?! Do you know how hard it is to hide a body? I already have four in my freezer! WTF ever bitch just get him in the freezer dear god it's like you don't know how to kill a man.

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I may not have the brightest eyes or the most beautiful smile but i'm a good cook and I like puns so love me

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I PUT A GALLON BUCKET FULL OF GLITTER ON THE BATHROOM DOORFRAME AND TEM FELL FOR IT AND NOW HE'S COVERED IN GLITTER RIGHT AFTER HIS SHOWER AND I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING HE'S GONNA KILL ME

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You know what I love?

Finding someone who writes only with abstract images. My twin is a nurse and aspiring fashion designer, but he recently showed me some writing he did to pass the time. I’ll copy it here for you guys because... well, I’m envious to say the least. It may not be incredibly for now, but keep in mid - Tem wrote this drunk.

He was boiling with depression, flying with rage as silver arched acros the dense air, splitting breath and word with velvet velour grace. Scarlet twirled through nothing, a grotesque waltz of life to death. Voices ripped from chests like the claws of a tiger through prey, mind-numbing pain  paired with a thrill of death, a thrill of terror as the moon seemed to break in her eyes, lights flickering like the last candle of earth running low. 

Nicotine smoke writhed in the air, embers fell between shrilling lips as the sound of sand against marble hit - the body was crimson, slithering like snakes over marble to splash onto heels and chiffon hems. Silver pierced the air - pierced skin, pierced tender flesh inside skulls. Smoke - foul smoke, burnt gunpowder - it clung to metal, clung to trigger. The click of safety - the tap of loafer. Depression lowers to a simmer, the high of rage coming down to sanity.

This is all he had, but for someone who was drunk off his ass... im impressed.

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I have two moods.

Sam Winchester

And Sam Winchester 

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i love people who are passionate about something. whether it is science or a new drama or cute pens or languages or music, please don’t feel like you would annoy people with it. you’ll never annoy me.

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He sher loves dogs, huh

*dog doesn’t help at all* sherlock: “no greater form of life exists on this earth.”