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bitches really be letting kim kitsuragi be their only source of joy and mental unfuckening in life

it's me. i'm bitches

kim kitsuragi :)

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valve concept artists didnt die inventing that perfect shade of slightly washed out red for you to go full #FF0000 on that tf2 drawing

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tumblr guide for new users:

1) there is no algorithm for your dashboard. can't stress this enough. your dashboard is in chronological order of posts and reblogs from people you follow. "based on your likes!" is a joke and they removed that feature in a week

2) because of the lack of algorithm, likes do nothing. if you want more people to see a post, you have to reblog it so it goes on your follower's dashes

3) the vast majority of posts on a person's blog tend to be reblogs. think 90% or so. some of those will have that person commenting on it, and more will have tags

4) comments stay on reblog chains, while tags only show up on your reblog of that post. it's kind of like a whisper voice. in either case, both op and the person you reblogged from see that in their notifications

5) tags don't go in the body of the post. writing "staying in #lasvegas" won't make it appear in the las vegas tag, it'll just look weird

6) it's totally normal to reblog and post multiple things in one day. it's normal to reblog the same post twice in a row. it's normal to have 100 posts+reblogs in a day. post limit (the total number of original posts and reblogs) for a single day is 250. you heard me. 250. go hog fucking wild

7) it defaults to having a visible likes tab on your blog (but only on your blog, not the dashboard) but most people toggle it off

8) "tumblr clout" is a fucking joke. no one can see your follower count, and no one makes money here. there are no influencers. enjoy not giving a shit about maintaining a public persona. it's all anonymous and your employers won't find you here

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after a long day

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Cishet men think the female gaze is like Ryan Gosling Chris Hemsworth big ole muscley movie star celebrity types when it's actually Kim Kitsuragi from renowned indie game Disco Elysium

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i just finished disco elysium and i'm harry rn

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Boys will be like "I know a place" and then take you to a rattmann den

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for me kim is korean coded and istg he would be the perfect kdrama love interest. in which he is this super uptight cop solving shit as always but is confused about his past and his culture. and then he meets the protagonist (?) and everything unfolds. i'm thinking pachinko vibes but a bit more cheesy and romantic. yeah im bad at writing so somebody please help

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okay where do i get one of these kim androids you speak of

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well why not

REBLOG IF YOU ARE HELLA BORED AND WOULDN’T MIND SOME CURIOUS ANONS.

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i have never loved a man so much in my entire life

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i just discovered that i, too, am a valve main character

valve main characters love to have the worst fucking week of their lives

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i have no idea who i am and i am literally alone in this world

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kim kitsuragi + radiohead is a must

Karma police Arrest this man He talk in math He buzzes like a fridge He’s like a detuned radio