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after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

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internet conspiracy theorists on christmas day 2006 when prime minister harriet jones went on live national news to say "if the doctor or someone who knows the doctor is watching this please shoot me a call"

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white woman blast

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this is killing me it's so cute

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How would you die in Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory?

this is a great question because it narrowed my soul! i would choke on regular chewing gum on the steps outside before even entering the factory. willy would make no attempt to perform the heimlich maneuver and would leave my corpse on the concrete

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this is hands down the funniest review like. ever

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We all have that one guy we hate doing night watch with on our ship

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currently dying at the fact that the last three doctors have died to a big fuck-off laser

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Did you know a wild hog can be so hearty that it can take multiple high-powered rifle shots to bring it down? Did you know hogs can breed at such a rate to be so pervasive and omnipresent in an environment that they can threaten entire ecosystems? Did you know that bad code can act in a similar way— Causing problems down the line that are hard to identify the root cause of, and once you do, debugging that bad code can take hours, if not days of work? Did you know that, when asked by my boss what I was doing that had been taking up so much of my time these past few days, ‘wrangling my hog’ was a really bad answer?

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the opposite of a little goody two-shoes would be big baddie bare feet lol. nevermind I don't like this post anymore

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My tasks for the day could be like take a nap in the sun and I’m still like fuckkkkkkkk