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Sun wukong x reader x macaque relationship hcs? With a reader who’s tall yet reserved, calm and collected pls? Thank you, u can do this later or delete it if u want

FUCK YEEEAAHHHH

This takes place post season 4 :)

Shadowpeach x Tall!Reserved!Reader

There were shenanigans when it came to you all getting together

Wukong (in disguise)saw you when dropping by Pigsy’s and bout damn near tripped over his feet when he saw you in the booth in the corner. You were the only one on a slow day so you caught his attention and bro was about to forget trading with MK and try to talk with you

He didn’t though

Macaque (also in disguise) first saw you when going to a play and seeing you a few rows behind him. He was caught off guard with your height, and you piqued his interest

He then talked you up when you went to get snacks during intermission. You responded politely and such, and he noted how noted on how mellow you seemed

Now, in hindsight sight, these two should have seen this coming

Wukong finally approached you when he dropped by Pogys and you were eating your weekly lunch there. He started to chat you up, and again you responded politely

You got his number, and this dude was all hyped and went to Macaque to share his excitement cough brag cough

Macaque clocked your name, and asked a few more questions

Now he really wanted to get a date first to shove in Wukongs face

Through various shenanigans, you all settled and they are now both dating you

NOW THE HCS

You are in the middle of every cuddle pile. Doesn’t matter who’s hot, who’s cold, you’re in the middle

Macaque likes to wrap his tail around your waist

Wukong prefers your leg

You are the glue that is holding their sanities. They keep their anger in check when you’re around. You help calm them down as well

Only Wukong has hoodies. Macaque only has scarves. You bundle up with both

They will steal all your hoodies. Your closet is empty because of that

Anytime you tell a funny story, these two sit down and listen because you don’t talk about yourself much so they want to soak up every little detail.

Date night movie is anything other than movies about Wukong. Their favorite the one they can agree on one to watch the Princess and the Frog. Why? I don’t know. It’s a good movie at least

You deal with the public speaking. Macaque hates to and Wukong is that one really chatty customer that won’t shut up even with a line out the door. So you do the speaking

Both have designated drawers/cabinets at your home. They constantly leave their shit over there

Both like to play pranks on you. There hasn’t been much of a reaction yet, but there will be! (They won’t try anything with your triggers or phobia that they know of, Dw)

These fucks took a long time to let their glamour down fully. You just smiled, tracing finger over their scars, and murured how brave they were. They both fell fully at that point

When in their little monkey forms, they like to use you a jungle gym. You’re tall enough for it

However, you can’t leave things on high shelves cause these bastards can and will find a way up there. And it’s gonna be some nonsense like stacking on top of each other and not use their abilities.

Anyone tried to instigate something and you can’t deescalate, they will step in.

Neither have seen you truly angry. Only have seen you very annoyed and vowed to each other not to make you pissed cause damn that’s scary

That’s all :3

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for my last ask this week, could I have platonic traffic light trio x reader friendship headcannons please!

ABSOLUTELY MY DUDE

Traffic Light Trio x Reader Platonic!

You, MK, and Mei were the original trio. It took after LBD for Reds to join

The one place you can all agree to hang out is the arcade. MK can play games, Mei can go race with the go-karts, Redson can go play the more carnival games, and you can just rotate between them

Reds and Mei have to have one go kart race while there. You and MK switch cheering for either one

MK and Mei have to play Monkey Mech for at least 20 minutes. You and Reds just play whatever game is near them

You are stuck trying to herd cats when it’s time to go. MK and Mei always beg for five more minutes while Reds is just… somewhere. They knew MK and Mei would wear you down so she’s just doing her own thing until they get a text from you that it’s time to actually leave

If it’s a movie night hang out, put on Big Hero 6. It’s always a favorite for various reasons among the group

Mei has got you all onesies. Reds got a cow, MK got a monkey, Mei got the lizard cause she couldn’t find a good dragon one and also lizards are cool

You all went out clubbing once.

The club got burned down in the process From what? You don’t know cause all three took blame for it and the flames were a rainbow of colors

If anyone of you are sick, you are all sick after wards cause MK and Mei believe cuddles solve everything and they drag Redson into it

You and MK are the main cooks. Redson can’t because he is banned from the spice cabinet unless it’s his own meal and Mei burned water once

You all try and pay your equal share but with two people who had has millennia of “fuck you” money, they always offer to pay and you and MK have to politely refuse until they wear you down

Everyone has everyone elses coffee/favorite caffeinated drink order memorized.

Thats all!

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i am back and I will appear more and more deal with it hahahaha

Redson & Dbk and PIf x Sister reader if u cant do that then just redson x Sister!reader HC pls

Dw, we love the regulars here my friend!

Obligatory Journey to The West spoilers as well because imma dip a bit into Reds section there

Anyways!

Redson x Sis!Reader HCs!

Nowadays, you both are chill with each other

When yall were younger however….Hoo booyyy

The amount of scorch marks in the carpets and walls from y’all’s little tiffs. PIF would be surprised if there was a non black spot and make sure to guard it with her life

But when Reds was taken away for kidnapping Tripitaka in the Journey and impersonating Quanyin, you were a mess

Those 50 years were hard

And when he came back, he was a bit of a shell of his former self. They clinged to you the most. And you clinged to her.

You would fight anyone who tries to tease him about it, or his much shorter hair.

You helped trim his hair when she needed it, she only trusted you with it

But, again, nowadays yall were more chill

You were more of the little shit and instigator though

You would pester and press her buttons when you were bored

Your favorite pastime was to see how hot their hair would get. You’re record was when it was a very light yellow, bordering on white hot

You both absolutely despise political and social events with the other demons and celestials

Your parents would drag you there as to keep up appearances, but you both have reached the age where it was now time to consider courtship

And you both were very much not interested in it

Though it was good fun to see how much you could burn your dancings partners clothes as they went on about the life you would have while being hung off their arm

You were in the lead in this little game, turning a whole pantleg black before they noticed

Both of you ran away when LBD came about, and you helped Mei with the Samadhi Fire as you were the one to witness it and help Reds with it when it got out of her control

You also wanted to hunt down Peng after they basically kept Reds on the ground as you both witnessed your parents getting sucked into the scroll

While there is a tentative alliance with MK and his group, you both hang out with them

You and Mei hit it off immediately

Sandy has tried to gently suggest therapy for you both

That’s all!

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Can I request Sick!Swk and Fem!reader?

Oh this’ll be fun

Sick!Wukong and Fem!Reader

Let’s be honest here: fucker never had anyone play nurse when he was sick before so he just pushes on

But he sneezed one too many times in the past half hour for your liking so you asked what was up

“Oh just a case of a celestial cold, it’ll go away with time.”

He says this as he is currently moving around trees, casually rearranging the landscape

You dragged him by the ear to the bed, pushing him down on it

“Stay”

“I’m not a dog-“

“Stay”

He stayed

You then texted MK for an emergency order of chicken noodle soup, cause you know this bitch doesn’t have a kitchen and lives off his hair and peaches

You then rounded up all the little monkeys, politely asking them to be less chaotic as their king was not in the best health

And these monkeys, they delivered

They started to clean up the messes around the mountain and the shacks, but you paid no mind as you were busy babysitting Wukong

Now, I feel like as soon as this bitch realizes that you are actually taking care of him, he milks it for what it’s worth

“Oh how my back aches~ can you please massage it?”

“Oh I feel so coolllddd, I need my personal heater… can you come a bit closer?”

To be fair to him, he’s not used to the one on one attention for his needs; he doesn’t know when it’s gonna come again so he tries to get as much as he can get

I cannot express enough how much this man thinks he has to handle everything himself. Please give him a break from the weight on his shoulder

Once the noodle soup arrives, he will ask you to spoon feed him because he’s sooo weak right now

Which is half true, once he actually sat down from his work, the sickness hit him like a fucking truck

But you oblige every request

He’s only this openly needy when he’s sick so you don’t see a problem that he actually communicating his needs, no matter how over dramatic he is

And that’s all folks!

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hey!!! can I request just general mei x fem!reader head cannons please!!

YUP!

Mei x Fem!Reader HCS!

To start off, queen of gift giving

Does not matter if you are her friend, girlfriend, wife, soulmate, she will always spoil you with gifts

You ran out of room for her gifts? No matter, THIS BITCHS NEXT GIFT IS A FUCKING HOUSE WITH ENOUGH SPACE FOR MORE GIFTS

This was the point where you had to ask her to please chill out. She insisted you still keep the house and do with it what you will.

Date nights are always fun. Axe throwing and go karts are always gonna be her favorite, but she will always take into account your energy levels and tone it down for ya.

Cant cook for shit. She has to have someone supervising her or there will be a disaster.

She will steal all your hoodies. All of them. Oh that’s your favorite one? Nah, it’s our favorite one

She will let you wear her letterman all the time. Sunny outside? Letterman will protect you from getting a sun burn. Cold? Letterman can protect you from that!

Anything you give her is on display on her shelf in the background of her stream set up

You crochet? Oh there’s the little deep dragon you made her in the shelf

You draw? And you drew her favorite character from her favorite show? On the shelf

I have said this before: she absolutely adores it when you are in her chat. Has no shame in cooing over you when you enter her chat. Will flex on her viewers that she has a hot gf if they call her a simp for it

Will fucking bite anyone who tries to touch you or make you feel uncomfortable in any way shape or form after you had clearly said no

On your period? Ma’am has all the snacks, has your favorite movie pulled up, and ready for cuddles

Her parents have tried to invite uou to fancy gatherings. You have politely refused and if they push, Mei steps in

If you do go to a fancy gathering and some old fart tries to make a comment about your relationship, she has no hesitation and just goes off on how he’s just jealous he’s on his fifth wife who just after his money.

You may or may not have been asked to make yourself scarce in future events lol

And that’s all I got!

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hello!! can i req a red son x fem!twin and she helps her brother get with mk please!

YES I CAN

Obligatory I use any and all pronouns for Reds

And he/they for MK

Redson and Fem!Twin!Reader playing matchmaker!

Now you had Meis help throughout this whole thing cause no way in hell would she skip out on this

You picked up on how distracted Reds seemed so a bit. Just gazing off into their own little world

And then noticed how much time he would spend with the other two, always seeking to come back with a smile

Being the little shit you were, you teased and pried a bit. You still didn’t know which one he had the hots for (hehe)

That was until the moment Mei grabbed you and dragged you by the hoodie as you were in disguise around Megalopolis

She then ranted about how much MK was obsessed with your twin, saying how she saw him sketching Reds so many times in their sketchbook.

Then the staff doodles you found here and there in Reds blueprints made much more sense

So you two schemed

The plan: drag them both to a scenic view with you two hiding nearby to make sure everything went smoothly and neither accidents destroyed or cremated anything

To be fair to you both, you thought getting them to the beach during sunset would be romantic

However you both forgot how much these two shove feelings into jars and toss them into the abyss

When the stars started to shine well after you thought would be the perfect time for them to open up, you just grumbled and pulled what your parents would call “an idiotic gamble”

You summoned you own flames and started to draw in the sky. With some direction from Mei, you were able to draw a pretty good bouquet of roses

And, against the smart side of your brain, you wrote a cheesy line of “these flowers pale in comparison to the fire in my heart for you

BUT HEY IT FUCKING WORKED

MK loved it, Reds was living up to his name with the flush on his face, Mei was taking pictures for everyone and you were just trying not to die laughing

Reds chewed you out for it later, but you just smirked because it was a lot less intimidating when the person yelling at you was holding a new case for her lovers art supplies that she had made.

Hope you enjoyed!

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hihi!!! can i req a mei x fem!r with a r who previously went on a little journey and is literally known widespread (negatively or positively is up to you!!) but mei didn’t know?? (for the story I’d probably recommend something like avatar the last air bender!!) thank you 💗💗

You got it! Not sure what you mean by “story like atla”, but I’m happy to give head cannon format cause that’s all I can do energy wise rn

Anyways!

Mei x Fem!FormerJourney!Reader

obviously, you didn’t tell her about your former journey with the pilgrims. You did disclose your true age to her though

I feel like she would try chatting you up when she saw you in a café and you would be like ‘dear, I’m far older than you think’

Her response? “Oh, so you’re a milf? Even better!”

She doesn’t talk alit about her family, so I don’t think she told you about her heritage until she got a few dates out of you

You weren’t entirely surprised. To be honest, the gods did have the humor to do something like this to ya

You did try and gently bring up the fact that you are closer to her great great (however many times) grandfathers age than hers but she would just wave it off and to be fair, you did truly like her. So you didn’t say anything

Uuunnnnttiillk she finally introduced you to MK and the rest of the gang

Tang over here spit his noodles out, exclaiming your name. He shit up out of his seat and flitted around you, making your head spin with question after question. MK joined him and Mei had to break them up

“Woah woah woah, calm down. What’s got you two excited? This is just my girlfriend”

“SHES YOUR GIRLFRIEND? SHE WENT ON THE JOURNEY WITH THE MONKEY KING!” MK informed her

After her ears stopped ringing, things clicked. She whirled around to you.

“What down to you say anything??”

You shrug

“I tried. You liked the idea of me just being a MILF”

Anyways, now she has the chance to show you off to her parents and brag about how great you are because you met and fought with the Monkey King. Though they didn’t know how much time had passed between then and now until Mei let it slip months later

That’s alll, folks!

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hihi!!! can i req a reader who’s the daughter of the dbk and she seems like she hasn’t played a huge role in history and seems all innocent but actually took over the role of “demon bull king” while her father was away and committed mass crimes :D and how would people react? (if you need a muse I’d rec a young taeyeon from snsd!!) thank you!!

Alright, let’s do this!

DBK Reader!

Ok so this was a bit of a surprise to everyone from hell to the heavenly courts

You were a nice, sweet little thing. Probably the only thing DBK truly doted on other than his wife

He always seemed to shield you when he had run ins with the heavens, so no one knew what you were truly capable of.

But jokes on them, cause you fit right into his role as his little princess

I can imagine you manipulating lots of underlings from low level demons to more of the higher ranking ones

And you were a major warrior in the battle field.

You did things more discreet, corrupting the people in power in secret as to not rouse suspicion lest anyone try an get in your way

But most knew who you were

And they were terrified

They knew you had power, they knew you had the resources. All you had to do was pull the trigger and say someone else held the gun

I imagine DBK beaming with pride once he was freed

“That’s my girl”

Demons and celestials alike respected you, after learning about one guy who tried to cross you

You made your pint about how you felt with people disrespecting you very clearly. How? That’s up to who says what and what you reveal.

That’s all for now!

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THE CAT IS BACK

now am I gonna appear with more ideas yes I am! now *pulls up in drive-thru*

now can I order a....Shadow peach x reader and that they fight over smh you can choose if I cant have that then a Redson x Sister!reader who is sneaky af and can you pls involve DBK & PIF if you can't that's fine bye- *pays bill and pulls up to the next window8

Aight imma need more details on the Shadowpeach one cause the brain is braining

So Redson it is!

Redson and Sister!Sneaky!Reader

This poor mechanic

I feel like you and him would butt heads a lot because you would sneak into their locked workshop and garage and just steal some shit for funsies

She definitely has set out traps for you

She also has definitely gone overboard with the traps, DBK and PIF has said so

SO HOW ARE YOU STILL GETTING IN???

Legit the dude would walk into the garage with a cup of coffee in their hand and just see you doing something in there and this ma’am would just explode

You were always like this so DBK and PIF always had to keep a close eye on ya

There was definitely a phase where they put you in a baby tether, even though you could get out of it by the next hour

You have been put on multiple missions to try and get on Flower Fruit Mountain

You would always come back freshly groomed by the inhabitants, but have no information on Sun Wukong cause you got distracted by said monkeys

You have also been sent to befriend MK to gain info on him.

The only info you gained are from the multiple Wukong info dumps. And you were very sure this man wasn’t neroutypical

But the time where you and Refs really shine is when you two pull off some shit at galas and balls hosted by other demons and the celestial court

Idk why, but it feels to me y’all just go into sync and you two can just talk up someone very important and get information off of them (and a jewel or two-)

PIF gets angry that you didn’t run it by her first, but DBK sends you both some food after you are sent to your rooms and just gives yall a genuine smile

Also trinkets. Your room is full of ‘trinkets’. No one is asking you were you got that fan that can combust into flames, it is a just a trinket you found

Red is always the one least inclined to know because you share with them and she does like to experiment with new toys

Anyways that’s all :3 and that is your two for this week!

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i see you need request so here am I to the rescue

Redson x reader x Mei poly pls general dating HC plllssssss

Good sir I love you for that lol

Dragonfruit x Reader dating HCS!

Alright, one thing straight here: no one is in this relationship lol

Reds is in the middle of the cuddle puddle because she’s a personal heater

Speaking of, Mei is the one to initiate most of the cuddles. She likes being close to both of you. So does Redson but Mei expresses it more

Dates range from spontaneous training sessions where these two knuckleheads go all out to just a quiet movie night inside

If you cook, you are a god to them.

Mei likes to spoil you with gifts she bought while Reds likes to make you things more. You have a pile of plushies taking up most of your closet and small welded sculptures littering every flat surface in your home

I feel like there has been a handful of times where you all just end up in Redsons’ garage with the two of them working on their respective vehicles and you doing your own little project along with them

(Reds will take this to the grave, but they like those kind of dates the most)

You all are banned from every fancy dine in place in Megalopolis. I don’t know why, you just are

Most home dates take place in your apartment, as both of them don’t really like taking g the others around their parents.

I feel like there are just hoodies that you all contributed to this relationship and they just go in a rotation until it comes to a designated wash day.

There is a cycle of “bitch rest” between the three of you. You all overwork yourselves on one way or another

You have scary dog privileges. Mei is the main contributor to that, surprisingly. Reds doesn’t try and go extreme cause they think it’s a waste of time unless someone slimy tries something outta pocket. Then they have to limp to the ER with a third degree burn

Mei is the hype man between you all. The most you got from Reds when he isn’t tired is a blush and mumble about how nice you look

Reds is the one to be the voice of reason you and Mei ignore when you’re about to do dumb shit. Then she drags the both of you out of the chaos of said dumb shit

That’s all I got :3

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Can you do any blooming Panic Li(Toaster if you would 👀) with an S/O who is short? I mean like, REALLY short 😅

✰ "You're Closest" ✰

pairingミ☆ Toasty x Short!Reader word count ミ☆ 485 tagsミ☆ height differences, x reader (as much of my stuff is), short (<500 words)

notes ミ☆ fun fact: I'm actually in love with everyone form Bloomic and would adore more reqs for this and my other silly little dating sim fandoms <33

They knew beforehand you were short, of course

They had kinda expected it, not being used to anyone taller than them

That comes with the territory of being 6'4

But truth be told they thought you were exaggerating when you mentioned barely broke 5 foot, and that you weren't even sure if you did

You were not exaggerating

He almost laughed, almost

You literally came up to his shoulder, he almost missed you you were so short!

But aside from the occasional teasing comments on it, I imagine he probably wouldn't mention it much

He was used to everyone being shorter than him, so by how much wasn't a big deal

However

That height difference got abused by the both of you

You had something high-up you needed to grab? Oh toastyyy~

They drop something? "Well you're closest to the ground"

You need to kiss them? Well it's not your fault they're so tall, you practically have to pull them down by their shirt!

He was trying to hide a present from you? That shit's going on the highest shelf in the house

On the note of you pulling them down to kiss, or to just be face-to-face

You could be married to the guy and they would still get flustered over it

Especially if it's just to pepper kisses all around their face, or just hold their face close to yours while you talk

It's like their heart stops, it's horrible (please never stop)

If you like being carried he'll do his damndest

Like he said, he likes pampering his partners

If that means giving you little piggy back rides around the house or carrying you bridal-style to the bed, well

Neither one of you is complaining, are you?

He's never needed a ladder or stop-stool a day in his life but when he notices you struggling to reach things, he gets you one

For those times he can't just grab things for you for one reason or another, and besides, he doesn't want you to be dependent on him

One time he was kneeling to do something and

It was so weird seeing you from this angle and not breaking his back to do it

You two were almost eye level

Almost

He was still taller

That bastard

When you're doing his hair

(Which is often, mind you, they love it when you do their hair)

They actually don't mind having to sit on the ground in front of the couch for you to do it

The pros outweigh the cons

Ultimately I don't think the height gap is very prominent in how you treat each other though

You tease him for being tall, he'll return the sentiment, and then you'll go about your day like normal, utilizing each others' heights for each others' benefits

And besides, you're not the one bending down, and he's super easy to fluster

So really, you win

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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… anyone got a request? :>

I have been spending too much time on my original story, help-

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So like. Dad!Alex (stardew) hcs? 👀

( THE STARS HAVE HEARD YOUR WISH.)

ミ☆ “The memories we make with our family are everything.”

⤷ PAIRING SDV - Dad!Alex x gn!reader

⤷ WORD COUNT 412

⤷ TAGS so much fluff, it's ALL the fluff!! pregnancy/adoption, Alex is such a girl dad omg, sports ig, and just soft and sweet

⤷ NOTES Welcome my beloved Anon!! Again I went with gender neutral due to no specified gender ^w^

Like I said before he is the softest dad he absolutely adores his kids

Alex was there for everything during your pregnancy or adoption process and never once let go of your hand- (don't try to shove him he has an iron grip)

He was not afraid to let himself absolutely sob and bawl once he got to hold your child, all blubbery saying how excited he was <3

He's another big supporter of what his kid wants to do but he will HIGHLY encourage sports

When your kid started walking right before a big touchdown in his game he cheered SO loud

He had a lot of issues with his own father and while he knows he's better then that man will ever be he still needs reassurance that he won't turn out like him

Your kid absolutely loves their granny and grampy, George may be a grouchy old coot but he will let the kid join him on his wheelchair to ride around and you know Evelyn is sending all the sweets she possibly can home with them

but despite all the activity and energy some of Alex's favorite moments is just lying in bed with you, your toddler cuddled up between you as they mumble in their sleep

"Shh, look." You smile warmly as you point down at your toddler's messy form. They were spread out, limbs in every which way on top of your blankets loud snores echoing in the room.

Alex wakes up groggy, normally waking early but finding himself surprisingly comfortable waking at noon and realizing it's because of his spouse and child being all snuggled up before him.

A warm and soft grin splits across his face as he presses a morning kiss to your lips. Both of you lean down to press a kiss to the small kid's cheeks making them giggle awake before you and Alex absolutely attack them in kisses.

All Alex can think about is how great it is to have you here with him and how much he loves his little family.

Of course with him it won't stay little for very long- he wants as many kids as you'll allow him

His goal is an entire football team

If you ever need help around the farm he makes it into a game every time

"Who can carry the most rocks to the chest" or "animal care" are their favorites

The domesticity is domesticating omfg

I just love them sm

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Very much so

REBLOG IF YOUR BLOG IS A SAFE SPACE FOR AROMANTIC PEOPLE AND IF YOU THINK THEY ARE VALID

I want to see how many people actually are willing to say this and not just act like it

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SO!

Some sort of evil character that's done fucked up shit falls for someone, could be an OC, could be the reader

(For the purposes of simplicity/laziness, imma just say villain and reader)

However, what happens when the reader has intrusive thoughts already about being a bad person for one reason or another? When the villain shows interest, it makes the reader spiral and the intrusive thoughts get worse and makes them avoid the villain at all cost and hijinks ensue

I would have to

A. Decide if I can make this for as an x reader fic w/ a character I like to write or just make this as an original work

B. Try to figure out the plot. Like actually map it out instead of going with the flow like I normally do

And C. Try to not make it cringe

I'm looking for feedback and ideas for who I could write this for if I do it as an x reader

... Would y'all want a word vomit of a maybe fic / original work?

The concept is something that popped into my head today so I want some feedback

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... Would y'all want a word vomit of a maybe fic / original work?

The concept is something that popped into my head today so I want some feedback