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Omg the time that has passed! It’s been a good minute since I’ve posted! But here I am again.

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Rob went full on savage on Brendan. Great post 5/7.

These exchanges between a bigot named Brendan Sullivan, and a heroic troll named Robert Graves, will be the best thing you read all day, I promise.

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Send a lil hentai too to spice it up.

If you accidentally send out a porn link via mail, your best line of defense is to send 10 more, then blame it on a virus.

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There are two kinds of people. Those who think, “I don’t want anyone to suffer like I did.” And those who think, “I suffered; why shouldn’t they?”

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Sad, only a few cling to real journalism. A few good people who write/talk about what's important.

Imagine all the Journalism students who wanted to make a difference in the world, and ended up analyzing celebrity Instagram activity.

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One day

One day, ill be sitting on a random old tree log at the beach where the sun is starting to fill the sky. My toes buried in the sand, feeling its warmth. My mouth enhaling marijuana, ill be smiling of how dank that shit is. Alone in a beach somewhere with nothing to worry about, just smiling and remembering.To inhale the fresh ocean scent, giving me a sense of peace. Enjoying life. One day, soon maybe but one day ill get there. I want to be there... -U4EA(1)

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Fondant

I'm going to skin to alive and replace it with fondant, you fucking cunt cake.

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Unwind my mind

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My future

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Fic Rec list for SasuHina shippers

This list is pretty much in existence thanks to a crazy friend of mine. @omgitsdanniie <===== This girl loves SasuHina like there is no tomorrow. Since I both enjoy this ship among the others I do have, I figured I would do her a favor and make a list for this ship too. It’s only fair. :)

Here are the popular ones I’ve seen. 

Fate Doesn’t Make Mistakes by Jortalus 

Better Off Dead by wingedmercury

The Chaos Theory by Bullwinkle’s Lady

Requiem For A Dying Heart by tranquilwriter

Shinobi of Honor by Lady Crack

Stronger by Ink Child

Prey for the Hunted by Airyo

My One In A Million by Renoa Heartilly

The Hyuuga Curse by Bullwinkle’s Lady

An Uchiha in Uniform by summer-r0mance

Whatever It Takes by xxBlackSakura24xx

Nightmares by Fher34

Cover My Eyes by Rampantt

Catharsis by CharmGirl24

The Model or Photographer? by mshinata (does have a love triangle)

More under the cut. ;)

Keep reading

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"cant you just do it lik normal people do??" "oh....I FUCKING APOLOGISE FOR THE LACK OF KNOWLEDGE TO DO 16 COLLEGE CALCULUS WHILE IM STILL IN HIGH SCHOOL! NOT EVERYBODY IS A MEGAMIND dayumm...."

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Honestly, i didnt read the captions but i did later, i was captured by the moving art gif XD taco butt ADD.

some things I need to remind myself daily tbh

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Dear Sasuke-san,

Lol i totally didnt know it was his bday xD Anyways heres for you, man. Me: I heard it's your bithday. Sasuke: Hn. Me: Fuck you, Uchiha. I hopw you grow old with no wife... arrogant piece of sh- Sasuke: Shut up, * holds his Kusanagi to my neck* Me: heh, wait wait lol i was just kidding old man, I have something for you hehe *laughs nervously, sweat forming on her forehead* Sasuke: *glares and realeses me* Me: *whispers* old shit.... HEH anyways here * takes out something from her pocket* Sasuke: *his eyes twitches a bit* What the hell is that. Me: *holds out the bloody organ* My ovaries. I love you, bae. Happy Birthday.

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Parents be like: " LMAO YOU DROPPED IT,PICK IT UP!" " YOU PICK IT UP!" " NO YOU PICK.IT UP" " NEVER MIND! 5 SECOND RULE IS OVER! LOL" *leaves hand in hand*

Pick it up I picked it up last time It was your idea to have it Fuck off

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Fanfic waiting song

(Titanic theme sing tune "My heart will go on) 🎵Every night i wait for an update I see it I feel it Far across the ocean, And the internet Authors have come to write to me..Write on Here, far where ever you are I believe that the story does go on Once again I waited for more And its here on my favorites And my followed authors write on and on Patience has touched me one time And last for a life time And never let go till its done Insomnia is when I read you Everytime i hold to I have no life but ill always read on ITS HERE! NOW! THERES NOTHING I FEAR And i know that the story must go on and on 🎵 ....its 7am i should slee- OH AN UPDATE! Basicly, sums up my summer. Sleep is for the weak people!

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When did your Sasuhina obssesion start?

No,one really asked. I just asked myself cause im a lonely bitch. Anyways, I dont really call it an obssesion * closes DevianArt tabs, fanfic tab, and forums about Sasuhina* just a mild hobby... Well at first i liked Hinata and then the Uchiha brothers, ( who the flying fuck wouldnt??!). And i was like... theyre both lonely fucks I should pair them with someone .... hmm no...nah...him?...her?.... then it slapped my arse WHY NOT TOGETHER?! GENIUS. Then on i shipped them hardcore af. Since... 2005. Reblog your sasuhina story

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FEAR ME IM THE FLOWET OX! MOO MOO MUTHERFUCKER!