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As Lana would say, don’t treat me rough treat me really niceys

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Just heard someone on the radio say “if you’re having trouble sleeping, just join the military, they teach you how to sleep anywhere” and it really has similar vibes to that post that’s like “just get pregnant and you’ll see who your real friends are”

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You're telling me, a chicken fried this rice

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cop: can you describe the guy who stabbed you

me: yeah he was not very friendly

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where’s the lie

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mood: laying on silk sheets, eating lavender macarons, rose face mask applied, watching a Brigitte Bardot movie with the scent of a burning vanilla candle in the air

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sitting in a silk robe and doing your makeup is so therapeutic and divine

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the worst thing yzma did in emperor’s new groove is hating on kronk’s spinach puffs. everything she did to kuzco is understandable because he’s been a dick to her so many times, but kronk is an innocent

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*gracefully flips over a quesadilla* anyone would be lucky to have me

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(my favorite) ways to say i love you

you’re really something, aren’t you

come here

sit next to me?

you’re my favorite

i was just thinking about you

i notice you all the time

here, i made this for you

this instrumental reminds me of you

if you do it, i’ll do it

i miss you so much

i wish i had known you sooner

you’re warm