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Update

Hey everyone! It’s been a while since I updated. I started getting less creepy messages and less interesting people who I actually wanted to get to know, so I decided I wanted to take a break in December. Just as I was about to quit, I started talking to this guy who I went on a few dates with and started to really like. Guess what? He’s my boyfriend :) Going on almost five months now and I’m so happy with him. Who says you can��t find love off Tinder?

Since it’s the new year, Picturelife, an awesome photo storage service has been showing me “pics from a year ago,” and it’s a lot of screen shots I haven’t put up, so I’m gonna spend some time putting them up. Hope you enjoy them. I know I did.

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Sorry for the lack of updates. Currently compiling screenshots from months ago. You're all beautiful and hopefully not gross. <3

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"0 to 100" is the name of a Drake song and also apparently the messaging strategy of the straight boys on Tinder. [NSFW language]

Made the list TWICE. #10 AND 11! Can't take all the credit; y'all dudes are nasty!

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Got a bunch of followers overnight, so I’m gonna use this time to pimp my dear friend and Tinder spiritual guide, Dan and his site, I Suck At Tinder.

He’s been featured on sites like Playboy, Jezebel, and more because he’s a funny, funny boy. Right swipe him if you see him.

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Worst prize ever.

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Edit: Woke up to an influx of likes and followers on this post where I only posted his first message. Here is an updated response for those of you into silly numbers.

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Bruh.

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Well, that escalated quickly.