#straightwhiteboystexting

[dumbpuppyfag]

wait do u remember that blog straightwhiteboystexting?

[aqua-cultured]

@straightwhiteboystexting

I think he was trying to ask for my pronouns in thre worst possible way? (Also they're in my bio??)

[harrison-osterfield-appreciation]

[innernightmarementality]

I was about to say how it's funny how almost all of us got "Oh the horrors" lmao

Anyway, im going to tag random people cuz I don't have who to tag 😭 @promptsforthestrugglingauthor @writing-prompt-s @l @lolmythesis @straightwhiteboystexting @whatshouldwecallme

Let's all be in a TV show!!!

> Do this quiz

> do this picrew (Based on urself + quiz answers)

> tag ppl

> profit.

Tags (/nf ofc):

@mxlilly @circus-of-horror @yourleastfavoriteguyinthechair @microsoupmouse @the-firefly-jar-system @punkrockinchair @theplushiesystem @coded-pup @florasolarsystem + ANYONE else who wants to join

[trek-tracks]

(down to final frontier)

[procrastinationmodeactivated]

Ok, so with everything going on in the world (ie: sexual assault being treated as a joke by the leaders of our country) I feel responsible for educating tinder fuckboys on how to be normal, respectful human beings and ya’ll...this shit is EXHAUSTING

[killadelphia]

[idimmadontgiveashit]

So how's your day going? Here's how mines going. Old friend from a few years ago who's only really ever asked wether or not my boyfriend and I are still together and then goes silent for a few months only to ask again. @straightwhiteboystexting

[dapperalbinobudgie]

This went on for awhile and I had to crop some filler messages out... sorry that the quality dropped like fuck for some of them lol

[galahadwilder]

Few things make me angrier than seeing some of the absolute shit some members of my gender think is appropriate to send to women on dating sites.

Few things make me more satisfied than watching those absolute pissbuckets get shut the fuck DOWN.

[onlinedatingfauxpas]

This week on: what NOT to say to black women

[trainer-rin]

[umflowers]

[truemadi1]

Got contacted by a random dude but I can't even be mad because his FB profile reads like a ton of relatable shitposts.

[amariecunn]

part of me wants this boy to leave me alone forever and part of me is getting a kick out of the cringey and desperate stuff he keeps sending me

[phyllali]

god this guy rly thinks ppl won't notice this is Zayn??? lool I'm gonna swipe right and mess with him