doesyourshipmakeyouabadperson

[doesyourshipmakeyouabadperson]

Even if it's between a teenager and an adult who tried to kill the people he holds dear to him?

No.

We loveeee an older killer 🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍

[doesyourshipmakeyouabadperson]

Even if I self ship with a character(s) that breaks the 4th wall?

No.

Do you make him reference the fact that you're in a selfship with him in your imaginings or in your creative works? Because that would be so peak ❤️

[doesyourshipmakeyouabadperson]

Even if i selfship with a mutant fly guy from an 80s cartoon that whitewashed him? I just enjoy his mutant fly form and think it's cute.

No.

You can recognize that whitewashing is bad and actively fight against it and still recognize you think a character is cute in your own time. I think the answer to this one is a bit more nuanced than most considering how whitewashing affects POC, but my answer is still that your ship is valid.

[doesyourshipmakeyouabadperson]

No.

Not even if people fucking suuuuuck about your ship. 🙃

[doesyourshipmakeyouabadperson]

Even if I’m shipping the main villain with his dead daughter (who was still a child when she died)?

No.

Ooooh, edgy! ❤️ I like ❤️

[doesyourshipmakeyouabadperson]

even if i seem to only be shipping f/m these days?

No.

It's okay to have your own taste! I'm very queer and there are many m/f ships I like. It's totally allowed i prommyyy ❤️❤️❤️

[doesyourshipmakeyouabadperson]

And I'm shipping the pigeon with Associate Crow Lord from Dragon Prince. (Even if that doesn't make me a bad person, I'm pretty sure TDP fandom won't welcome me.)

No.

Still not bad, and i'm happy for you for coming up with such creative crossover ships! We at DYSMYABP salute you! 🫡❤️

[doesyourshipmakeyouabadperson]

It's not Hatoful Boyfriend, but I am kicking myself for not thinking of that! (It's the pigeon from Mike Tyson Mysteries.)

No.

That doesn't make you a bad person. Also, that is so oddly specific! I love it ❤️❤️ thx for sharing

[doesyourshipmakeyouabadperson]

even if i like a 38-year-old guy who a big chunk of the fandom considers him to be a pedophile because he's got the ability to de-age people (fun fact he's NOT a pedophile, in his first appearance it literally shows him kicking a child) and hates him? even if he's not conventionally attractive? (because trust me there's a character in the series that is an actual pedophile but the fandom loves him because he's more attractive)

even if i headcanon this character in question to be a CSA survivor and headcanon his sadism and hatred for kids to have come as a consequence of this trauma?

i can't 💔 i love Alessi so much 💔💔

No.

Your ship and your headcanons are valid!!! ❤️

[doesyourshipmakeyouabadperson]

Even if I selfship with my OC who's a cop? ;-; An idealised one too...

No.

People can find comfort in idealized troupes of problematic realities. It's okay to cope in that way. It's not as if you're saying the actual police are great! You are valid.

[doesyourshipmakeyouabadperson]

Not even if it's a crossover ship between a human and a talking pigeon?

No.

And if this isn't already the source you're talking about, boy do i have a game for you!:

Hatoful Boyfriend

Look it up. Trust me. You won't regret it ❤️

[doesyourshipmakeyouabadperson]

OH oh but it gets better. This same person attacked me over my 20 year self ship. All because I dropped a fucking green hedgehog character — it was so funny in hindsight — and I even ended up losing a friend of 14 years because they did the "both sides are wrong" type of horseshit and this was all over a character who is TEN (nothing against those who age up, I'm only attracted to adult men) that the former friend demanded me to self ship with even if I had asserted boundaries — and this same person is a massive anti, the irony.

Does it still make me a bad person for killing off a FICTIONAL 10 YEAR OLD in a STORY? :^)?

That is all hope you enjoyed this shit 🤭

No.

LMAO??? That's wild. But i'm not surprised when it comes to antis when the vast majority of them are fucking hypocrites.

Me when "BoTh SiDeS bAd": 🙃🙃🙃❤️❤️

Thanks for sharing ❤️

[doesyourshipmakeyouabadperson]

Even if I start selfshipping with a villain that is a Man with dwarfism, Psychic powers and can control people with his mind, read the mind and see the memories and is even a Misogynist? I returned to the Harley quinn series (I'm now in the final episode of season 3) and I fell in love with dr psycho 👉👈

No.

Like who you like! He is a fictional character. No matter how evil he is, your crush on him is harmless!

[doesyourshipmakeyouabadperson]

(can't believe I have to say this again lol but it did happen)

Even if you self ship with a virus from a movie in the early 00s and you've been with him since 2004— and your shitty ex friend demands you drop him because he thinks there's someone more "suitable" for you, and when you say no — he proceeds to talk shit behind your back in a server you both once shared? :))))

No.

That is wild??? Like I can't imagine going up to a friend of mine and saying "hey stop your on-going self-ship of 20 years because ummmmmm. I think i know your tastes better and that's a bad ship." Like? HELLO??? It's a SELF-SHIP! The character you're self-shipping with isn't even real in this universe! There's literally no problem with you self-shipping with them as they're not in this reality so therefore there's no way for your relationship to be toxic or incompatible. Period.

Ty for sharing this juicy juicy drama ❤️

[doesyourshipmakeyouabadperson]

even if it's between a mad scientist shota (who isn't really mad he's actually the sweetest purest devil boy in the entire world) and the gremlin frankengirl he made on a whim for his ninth grade biology project?

No.

This sounds like an adorable ship, omg! I love it.

[doesyourshipmakeyouabadperson]

Even if I want to selfship with minoru mineta from Boku no hero? I loved him since I was a teen and now as an adult I saw his adult design and God 👉👈

No.

Your selfship is valid! Fuck weirdos who judge you for "the crime" of having a fictional crush! Be you and go hard when it comes to your interests. Never let someone dilute who you are, because being authentic is worth it ❤️❤️❤️

[doesyourshipmakeyouabadperson]

Even if I sometimes refer to my much older c\o as my Nonno?

(He's part Italian irl and I feel that 'daddy' is much too common.)

No.

If that's what you like, then why not! Pet names are just pet names. ❤️