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Do you know how your parents met?
#they were in the same law school#my mother knew my uncle (father's brother) cuz he was a fantastic dancer#but didn't like dancer's brother (my father)#my mother's friend once pointed my father out and said “that's the guy I like” and my mother was like “THAT guy? eeeewwwww”#anyway they've been married 50+ years
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guys. i really like you. it's nice to be on this dashboard together
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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
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Lenny, Azula
Pasta fazoula
Bibbity, bobbity, boo 🎶
what song do you change the lyrics to and sing it to your pet?
i'll go first. this is sir paul. he likes ham a lot, so much that we sometimes call him ham.
also he makes a sound like moop

so i like to sing mr big stuff but like so:
mr big ham (moop)
who do you think you are
mr big ham (moop)
you're never gonna get beeflog
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The other day my friend and I were joking about how nobody seems to be able to pronounce Marvel Tokon properly. I have heard people say Token, Toukan, etc. So Yeah Marvel Tolkien was only logical.
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Finished my holiday project that I completed very little actually on holiday! This pattern is Knitting by the Pool by Romi Hill (rav) in Cotton Kings Sultan yarn in the colourway Ocean Jasper. I think the pattern and the yarn pair perfectly to create a fun beachy shawl!
If you love it, it’s available in the shop
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Oh no, you got isekaied into the last media you read/watch. You are now a background character dead center in the plot. Are you surviving.
Yes
No
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Bad news: I am in horrible, agonizing pain thanks to the wisdom teeth that really should have already been taken out years ago.
Good news: I found a dentist that takes my insurance, have been seen for a new patient visit, and have an estimated total cost for all the further work I need done.
Bad news: Even with the insurance I can barely afford, it'll be $1,360 that I have no idea if I can scrape together any time soon.
Ugggghhhhhh, my entire goddamn jaw hurts. Why are teeth so expensive.
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can uou drive me to deer practice

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I hope you get 100 dollars. I want everyone reading this to get 100 dollars
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