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vulcan horror movies would be an exercise in emotional regulation against fear, targeted directly at vulcans' deepest insecurities. movies titled "IT IS ILLOGICAL TO QUIVER AT THIS SEQUENCE OF EVENTS" which, if one of its hundred-and-six jumpscares gets you, you'll never live it down. humans find them annoyingly scary, like a friend who won't stop trying to "get" you.
you'd think that klingon horror movies are gorefests, but it's actually quite the opposite: gore is honorable, and nothing is scarier than dishonor. they often show a person whose life falls apart despite their own valiance and virtues: like an earth tragedy but with someone who clearly doesn't deserve it. at the end, there's often an operatic number where the protagonist exclaims that there's nothing they could have done to prevent their abysmal fate.
ferengi horror movies are documentaries about stock market crashes
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Anybody else have a growing fear of updating their tech cuz everything seems to be getting worse and worse
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love when a mother asks if they have ever done anything to hurt you. ma'am, you will literally never be ready to have this conversation
#my ma told me she made an appointment to abort me and then bottled it at last minute. so im alive#which is all well and good and her choice to make and she wouldn't have been wrong to go through with it#but she told me this when i was 14 years aold and suicidal and absolutely not ready for that information at all#like what was the thought proces...#why did she think it was a good idea to tell me that at that age under THOSE circumstances#we weren't even arguing or anything so it wasn't said in anger. just a truth that i wasn't ready for as a child#glad she didn't abort me tho!!#thanks ma love you#dogbunni diary log#tw abortion#? just in case
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explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.
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when your mutual reblogs something with a full page of tags its like. girl (gender neutral) i am filling my mug with coffee and reading this like the morning paper. i am so interested in your thoughts on this post. i love you.
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lowkey some of you guys would thrive in a world that was better and kinder.
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Analysis so bad you don't even know what it's talking about anymore.
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they should invent a 2025 where good things happen
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[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost
#me writing homoerotic chiropratic medical malpractice with an osha violating prostate massage happy ending#to ease back into writing and rediscover the joy of living#etc etc#chiropracty in real life is unsexy and weewoo garbáge but in my fucked up yaoi mindscape however....#mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm humming like the microwave#mutuals sorry if u read this. op sorry if u read this. distort-opia sorry if u read this. beta reader sorry if u read this#NOT letting anyone beta read my newest bullshit btw. this shit getting posted on anon
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at a conference I attended recently, a researcher pointed to the difficulty of finding material in archives because so much depends on the metadata and the terminology used to describe things changes over time. "it would be so helpful," the researcher said, "if I typed 'lesbian' into the library of congress database, it would also show me results that were categorised in the 50s, when the materials were interpreted as 'intimate female friendships'"
which is what tag wrangles at Archive Of Our Own do incredibly effectively: searching for "omegaverse" also leads to "alpha/beta/omega dynamics" and "alternate universe: a/b/o" and so on. but ao3 achieves this frankly incredible categorisation and indexing system by the power of countless volunteers putting in hours and hours of unpaid and unthanked free time, and it's completely understandable that most archives do not have that kind of infrastructure, but also how incredible that a fan-run website has better searchability, classification, and accessibility than the library of congress
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I love 'hero living long enough to become the villain', but oughhhh, 'villain living long enough to become the hero' is life altering. Also not just ending in some goddamn sacrifice. They've gotta legit LIVE with those actions. And holy fuck, if they end up caring for someone they previously traumatized and now have to bear being the thing that haunts their nightmares for years? OH, THE ANGST, TAKE ME NOW!!!
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