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dogbunni · 1 month
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This is something I've been wondering about:
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dogbunni · 1 month
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[opens one eye lazily like an ancient god being roused from a millennia long slumber] what is thi- OOOOUUUHHHHGGGGHHHHH YES!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! OHOHOHOHO YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
listen im a rabid nensai truther and an avid kubosai enjoyer so it is now time for me to spread to u all the truth as it has been revealed to me: saiki has two hands and deserves two (2) extremely buff and overprotective dumbass boyfriends. nendo and kuboyasu would fill 2 very different emotional needs for saiki I think. the both of them in tandem would be good for him. they shake hands and call each other boyfriends in law.
saiki goes on motorcycle rides w kuboyasu holding on extra tight head pressed against his back and kuboyasu always takes the time to see that saiki's helmet is secured properly and that he's zipped into his leathers (that kuboyasu bought for him) to make sure he is safe and protected, and saiki keeps his arms wrapped around him, ready to use his own body to keep kuboyasu safe if anything were to happen (neither of them are guys who need protecting. they protect each other with everything they have.) they play video games together, mortal kombat maybe and saiki loses on purpose and says dead pan, "oh no, I lost. I think we should kiss about it" Kuboyasu is committed and devoted and will tell anyone who'll listen just who his man is and why he loves him.
nendo takes saiki to pet shops to look at the rodents. he likes when saiki "makes up little voices" for the rats and narrates their thoughts. saiki has genuine fun being able to share the telenovela level drama that unfolds within these rodent cages. nendo politely pretends that he doesn't know about saiki's powers, and praises his storytelling. they get coffee jelly and nendo never eats his, he natters away about unimportant things while saiki inhales his coffee jelly and then slides his own across. they get ramen and nendo has saiki try a bite of his food every time, even though he always orders the same thing. they go to see reruns of old classics at the cinema, and sit at the back so nendo can misquote every line. (Luke, I am your mother) nendo is ridiculously tactile and always has a hand around saiki's waist, over his shoulders, in his hair. he dabs food from the corner of saiki's mouth gently with his thumb, takes one of saiki's hands in both of his own and draws lazy circles in his palm and absent mindedly massages the joints, he turns saiki's head from side to side gently by the chin just to get a better look at him-because he could look at saiki all day and never get bored.
They lay on the floor of someone's bedroom together all three of them, a saiki sandwich, saiki wears his ring and feels small and tucked away, like his powers can't reach him, and someone nuzzles into the back of his neck, and he is so cozy and cared for and loved.
saiki has two hands <3
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dogbunni · 5 months
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i really enjoy zoro and usopp as a duo. like when zoro is with luffy, zoro is either the one going along with his goofy antics or acts as the halfway reasonable foil. but when he's alone with usopp you are suddenly hit with crystal clear clarity that zoro is fucking insane. it just so happens that luffy is more insane.
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dogbunni · 5 months
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A horse that, if even mildly inconvenienced, violently explodes, leaving only 4 smoking hooves behind. It’s respawns from its hooves whenever you look away.
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dogbunni · 6 months
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Nensai getting ready to sleep:
Nendou: Would you still love me if I was a worm?
Saiki: Yes, go to sleep
Nendou: And if I was a cat? I would like to be a cat
Saiki: Go to sleep
Nendou: If I was a cat I would like to spend my nine lives with you
Saiki: …
Saiki with wavering voice: Go to sleep, you idiot
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dogbunni · 6 months
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Today’s Drawlloween prompt is “black dog”, so here’s a happy demon pup playing in the leaves! 🖤🐺🍂
Prints: [Black Shuck I] [Black Shuck II]
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dogbunni · 6 months
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his swagless looks and cringe fail personality has captivated me
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dogbunni · 6 months
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fun fact there is canonically a pk rumour that nensai is canon
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dogbunni · 6 months
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3500 years ago a bunch of people decided to build a tower to the sky and now I have to worry about keeping up my Duolingo streak
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dogbunni · 6 months
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hate being the generation that remembers no ads on YouTube & the annoyance when we first saw 1 ad every 10 videos, then 1 every 5 videos, then on every video, then multiple ads within a single video, only for YouTube to market paying for Premium™️ to ‘get rid of ads!’ which weren’t even there at the start
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dogbunni · 6 months
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the men and boys are innocent too.
we cry "the innocent women and children" to appeal to the masses, to try and force their sympathy, but the men and boys are innocent too.
I have seen sons crying out for their mothers, their fathers, their siblings. I have seen them break down at the loss of their families. I have seen them cling to their dead and grieve.
I have seen fathers cradle their dead children, seen them kiss their faces and hold their little hands. I have seen them faint with grief when asked to identify the dead. I have seen them carry their sons and daughters. I have seen them fasting to provide what little they can for their families.
I have seen men and boys digging through the rubble with just their bare hands, I have seen them comforting strangers, playing with children, rocking them, hushing them, even if the face of such imminent danger. I have seen them cry, seen them grieve, seen them break down into each other's arms, seen them be selfless, beyond selfless, becoming something I don't have a word for.
I have seen the men who are doctors refuse to leave their patients, even when they have no medicine or supplies to give them, even when they're threatened with bombings. I have seen fathers who have lost all their children pick orphans up into their arms and proclaim them their child so they are not alone. I have seen men and boys digging pets out of the rubble.
the men are innocent too. the men and boys are being hurt and killed too. the men and boys are grieving too. the men and boys are scared too. the men and boys are fighting to save their people too. the men and boys deserve to be fought for too.
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dogbunni · 6 months
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ididnt mean the moneky
saw the fnaf movie. who was gonna tell me that matthew lillard
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dogbunni · 6 months
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saw the fnaf movie. who was gonna tell me that matthew lillard
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dogbunni · 6 months
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the fact that the report [ file available at the bottom of this page ] listing every person who has been killed in palestine since oct 7th is over 210 pages long is fucking insane. the first of the 88 names are from one family. after that, the following 72 are from one family. one family. i am asking you from the bottom of my heart, do not become desensitized to these numbers. 7,028 killed. 2,913 of them children. thousands missing under the rubble. do not ever let these numbers be anything but shocking and disturbing to you.
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dogbunni · 6 months
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speaking of anon fic, I wanted to ask how you do that? I know that you put it in a collection but when I type in anonymous, there's so many options that come up with a bunch of numbers and it confuses and scares me lol
HOW TO POST ANON FIC, A BRIEF GUIDE:
On the edit page of your fic, go down to the "Associations" section and type "anonymous" into the "Post to Collections / Challenges" section. A whole mess of collections will show up. Select the one that says "Anonymous (anonymous)".
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2. You don't need to do anything else. The fic will be attributed to anonymous as long as it's in this collection. To you and to you alone the author will show up on the actual fic as "Anonymous [your username]" and again, only to you, in the tag as "Anonymous: TITLE by Anonymous."
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3. The fic will not show up in your list of posted fics, even to you, but you can find it on your Statistics page and its stats will be included in your total stats. It will also not show up in the tag immediately. This is usually true only for the first time you post your fic; later chapters will show up almost as fast or as fast as a non-anon fic would.
4. COMMENTS: Comments will be sent to your email as normal, and you can reply to them as normal. Your replies will be from "Anonymous Creator."
5. SERIES: You can create a series out of your anonymous fics. So long as the series includes anonymous fics, it will not show up on your profile and you will not show up as the author of that series.
6. DE-ANONING: If you de-anon the fic, all of your subscribers will get an email notifying them as if you've posted a new fic. However, subscribers to the fic itself will not be notified that it has been de-anoned. It won't show up in the top of the tag as if it's been edited or updated. All of your comment replies formerly attributed to "Anonymous Creator" will now be attributed to you.
Happy posting! Let me know if there are any other questions.
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dogbunni · 6 months
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Mob Psycho 100 is a beautiful coming of age series that dares to ask the thought provoking questions, such as: what if your coughing baby was also a hydrogen bomb
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dogbunni · 6 months
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oatmeal cookie haters can’t touch me. i understand things about this world you never will
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