#questionable

[emergencychange]

EXCUSE ME????

[weirdsimsinhistory]

[sensivs]

Rating JJK men on how well they

wash their ass

(idk why but I’ve had this idea in my head for a while…)

S. Gojo

10/10

This man puts his personal hygiene before everyone else and has a morning routine and a night routine of skin care. His ass is spickiling and spackiling. He uses vanilla birthday cake scented philosophy body wash.

S. Geto

10/10

Geto is also very big with his personal hygiene, just not too much like gojo cs hes naturally pretty. He definitely grabs one cheek and pulls it open so he can wash his ass precisely. First washes his ass with dove soap bar for the clean and then uses treehut foaming gel wash for the smell.

N. Kento

Another 10/10

Nanami takes his ass-care VERY serious. That’s all I have to say ty for coming to my Ted talk. Definitely washes it with that 1-18 dr bronner soap, peppermint scented. (I also use dr bronner ((I use the rose one)))

Mahito

6/10

His ass is… questionable…. I wouldn’t say it’s like a swamp but.. the man does live the sewer so……….. I mean……. His ass isn’t the best. He probably shoves those squishy detergent dispensers up his ass to clean it.

Kenjaku

7/10

Kenjaku is also a bit questionable but slightly better than mahito. He forgets to wash his ass time to time but when he does wash it, he just lets the water run down between his ass-crack. He also uses some random shit to wash his ass like dawn dish soap.

Choso

8/10

Choso doesn’t wash his ass every day of the week, maybe 4 times a week but that’s it. When he washes his ass he definitely washes it with dove don’t ask me how I know I can just feel it in my vains.

..

I’m ashamed of myself for making his post.

[furrypicasso]

Love and Hate have four letters

[lightprkdraws]

yum yum yum

[image-thot]

Here I am with another Transformers resource/refrence to plug any valve with!

Ever wonder how much transfluid your favourite tf character would paint you with? Well, say no more because I broke my brain several times (all my discord peeps bore witness to it over the several days it happened), to create this here chart!

Technically the 2.0 version as the first version just didn't sit right with me and so I dived deeper into the fluid filled research...... Yeah my computer may need to be burned after this.....

All measurements (aside from Unicrons) are in millilitres! If you need help to visualise Unicrons load it's roughly 11 Olympic-sized swimming pools.

As long as you don't attempt to take Unicorns load directly to the face y'all should be fine 👍

Hopefully, this isn't as disappointing as my first lot of calculations.

As always if there's certain characters you want to be added, send through an ask and I'll add them 😀 To add if you also have any other random things you want calculated like this send them through and I shall do my best to make those dreams a reality 😀

P.s. I am working on putting together a one-stop shop for tf related world-building references so in the near future you'll be able to look at something better than the bad pics I post 😂🥲

Edit: Fixed the oopsie I did with OP and Screamer

[mirrorofliterature]

I'm trying to puzzle out Alejandro's characterisation as a thirty three year old.

I've largely decided to skip the robot thing but give Alejandro some degree of physical disability from the volcano, involving a leg prosthetic, which he successfully sued Chris over because y'know negligence. He hates Chris.

And I'm trying to figure out his sexuality. Is he gay or bi? Is Aleheather genuine or not?

Personally, I'm leaning towards:

- Gay guy with a severe case of comphet who mixed up his genuine feelings of friendship with heather (I love his dynamic with heather! make them frenemies for life), who only puzzled out years after the fact that he was so hurt by Noah's words because he had a slight crush on him.

- Make him greyromantic for extra ~depth~. I make so many characters aspec and it's Alejandro's term. I think being greyromantic, which is an arospec umbrella identity, often involves the experience of finding it difficult to distinguish between platonic and romantic attraction. I learn towards greyromantic over demi because I want to develop alenoah over the course of ~1 day and that works with greyromanticism but not demi.

- Heather is a lesbian and played him. They're cool.

- He is a paleontology professor (because the idea of him studying paleontology in Amicus Curie just makes sense - you can thank that fic for the background courtemma, too). I think it fits him well! He's a charismatic intelligent guy who just really likes dinosaurs because he's lowkey a nerd.

- I think he is estranged from his parents and José and has become really close with Carlos as an adult, which isn't exactly an unusual headcanon. He is linked to Emma through Carlos' marriage to her dad's sister and is basically another uncle to Emma and was never a fan of Chase nor really talked about his time on Total Drama, but he has come into his own as a gay man by the time the reboot rolls around.

Bowie: are all the original contestants here queer???

Noah [after conversing with alejandro]: yep.

anyway. alejandro burromuerto is a fascinating character and I want to unravel him. I personally see him as Peruvian.

he's such a disaster. gotta love him though.

[jeena-says-hi]

Nobody:

The new years ball drop:

[sweetlittlestarbursts]

my taste in men is...questionable...

[chiquilines]

Midjoke appreciation post ladies and gents because they're so <333

[djannell]

Born from the wishes. Reborn from the flesh

[chippypiper]

something silly for a friend

[bsd-brainrot-haver]

bsd enthusiast by day - thorough bsd beast enjoyer by night

[sterekcraptrash]

me waiting (patiently) for the last chapter update on siand’s down by contact series🧍‍♀️

[levisfavgirl]

the way levi looked good during every scene in the final ep, and the rest of the aot men… well..

[thedenofravenpuff]

I gave into the random brainrot, cuz I choose to live a life without regrets.

Welcome to Superstar Car Wash! 

I’m not sorry. 

Enjoy!

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