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home for the first time in basically a year here’s taffy for u guys
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imagining a world where there is like an office small talk powerscaling community and ppl debate the meta for what to say to get the best conversations and there are a billion youtubers making tier list videos with thumbnails like this

#i posted this on twitter first sorry#i just think this picture is like top funniest pictures i’ve ever made probably
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thinking about how when i was 10 i wrote like a 4 page global warming psa to my whole class and one girl replied that she doesnt believe in global warming and i got so fucking mad i started typing in red text
#ppl started reblogging this a little again and it makes me happy bc i think this is probably the funniest thing i’ve ever done#and i didn’t even realize it
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i tried to log in earlier and it told me my account was terminated and i cried a little bit just bc this account is like an archive of like half my life in a way but i talked to support and they restored it we are so back
IM ALIVE
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thinking about how when i was 10 i wrote like a 4 page global warming psa to my whole class and one girl replied that she doesnt believe in global warming and i got so fucking mad i started typing in red text
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just kidding . the first thing my manager messaged me about today was that i’m getting a raise. it’s a beautiful day again
sitting on the edge of my bed rn and scrap and jam are laying on either side of me leaning up against my legs (see diagram below) this is the best day of my life i am so happy

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just remembered i work tomorrow . nevermind fuck the world
sitting on the edge of my bed rn and scrap and jam are laying on either side of me leaning up against my legs (see diagram below) this is the best day of my life i am so happy

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sitting on the edge of my bed rn and scrap and jam are laying on either side of me leaning up against my legs (see diagram below) this is the best day of my life i am so happy

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oh my god ENOUGH OF THE FIREWORKS!!! NO MORE!!!! ISNT IT RAINING WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING
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my cat scrap if he listened to imagine dragons: ohhh the meowsery
#i always use scrap when i make fun of my cats because jam is so nice and sweet i feel bad if i make fun of him#but scrap can take it
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