But hear me out ok? What if when your gobblin on that schloonger you take into consideration the fact that you’re basically doing some pretty advanced high-altitude cardiovascular training. You know, like this:
But instead of a mask it’s a dick. You’re like Bane but with a dick in his mouth. And instead of running you’re head-banging like you’re at a rock concert. Anyway, just food for thought.
I’m so glad I can share my intimate thoughts and concerns with you guys. I feel like I can finally be open with you.
I mean sure I watch buzzfeed unsolved but mainly because I think it’s the funniest fucking thing on the entire planet that it’s these two mediocre, over dramatic American morons go to these terrifying places and just sort of stand there and do absolutely nothing, stick some fun graphics in between shots, out loud ask if there are any ghosts here with barely any more investigation and then just….leave, and the fan base has somehow decided that Shane Madej, a buzzfeed employee, is a whole demon.
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