doireann

[doireann]

yeah ofcourse i can lift the curse thats on you if you just give me-- oh well dont worry about it we'll just think about that later

[doireann]

[doireann]

im really nice if youre nice to me too :’) and if you dont say anything that upsets me and you play all of my little games then im really nice and ill give you your hearts desire

[doireann]

ailbe is only geographically irish because the irish people were just kind of the people who were there for him to be worshiped and feared by but IM really irish because i was an attendant to the old high kings and the eldest clans and i have an accent

[doireann]

hang on i got recommended henry cavill x reader fanfiction

[doireann]

his myths are stupid too like he turned a stick into a tree. that just happens all the time

[doireann]

i’m much too old to explain why i hope ol saint patty rots in hell but i will say that the google is helpful for these sorts of matters and it weren’t too difficult to find better information about the whole debacle. 

[doireann]

[doireann unblocked @simonbishop !]

[doireann]

hi ailbe

[doireann]

i dont like being called the spawn of satan really

[doireann]

[doireann has blocked @simonbishop ]

[doireann]

all my friends hate st patrick

[doireann]

twas the metro by berlin

[doireann]

whats the song called that goes "da da da da da da da da"

[doireann]

i was lying about your cast iron skillet btw... i learned recently that i can post anything i want if i start with "im in your house" because then everybody reasonably knows its a joke

[doireann]

anyways im in your house trying to make some scrambled eggs but i keep touching your cast iron skillet and it burns me and i keep touching it again and going "ah!" and then i touch it again

[doireann]

people will put out awee dish of cream outside for me and i domt know how they expect me to drinkit but i like when the y do that , i like to eat a stick of buttwr sometimes and thats alright