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THEY!!!!!

Finished (?) ppkm (desc in alt ID)

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IS THIS A GOOD TIME TO ANNOUNCE IM BACK HI GUYS ITS BEEN TWO YEARS

I finally made a Butterfly Soup 2 trailer! Once again featuring the best filmmakers in the business

(also, in case you missed it, Butterfly Soup 2 is out now and free!!)

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akarsha: yo, frenchman! do you ever get water hungry?

noelle: i’m assuming you mean thirsty

akarsha: no, i mean water hungry

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akarsha: just bring noelle to me

diya: well, she locked herself in her room

akarsha: just tell her i said something

diya: said what?

akarsha: anything factually inaccurate

*2 minutes later*

noelle: i’m sorry, the sky is blue because it’s reflecting the color of the ocean?!

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akarsha: one word, uh...holds you? covers you? you're cold, you're shivering. and then you're not...one word, something that keeps you warm, something soft...something that makes you smile and...

min: diya?

diya: !?!?!?!?

akarsha: i was going for 'blanket' actually but that's so sweet that I'll give you the point anyway

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monika: the odds of that happening coincidentally are astonishingly small

yuri: i would say infinitesimally

sayori: yes, and i would say teenily-weenily. we all know words!!

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noelle: in light of what you did for me… you can hug me for four to five seconds

akarsha, immediately grabbing her into a huge bear hug: forty-five seconds?!

noelle, struggling: NO! FOUR TO FIVE SECONDS!

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monika: your significant other...is a goldfish

yuri: explain?

sayori: a snack that smiles back!

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hayden: lesbians and bisexuals, what is your wisdom?

noelle: the world is but a cold and cruel wasteland, our only consolation are the warm and soft bosoms of our lovers

akarsha: girl hot

diya: watch baseball game

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diya: we got egged. some of the shell got in my hair, my mouth, and my bra

akarsha: can't tell if that's hot or not

diya: not hot. egg shell in my bra is not hot

akarsha: well, it's kinda hot. boobs go in a bra

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akarsha: i mean, smaller creatures are just more vicious than others. it’s because there’s less space to bottle up their anger

noelle: that’s ridiculous. give me one example

chryssa: wasps

diya: spiders

akarsha: terriers

liz: min

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sayori: quick life update. just had a mental breakdown

sayori: now i’m making instant noodles

sayori: ...

sayori: i’m trying my best here

yuri: do you need help?

sayori: please

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noelle: bolt cutters have literally never been used by an innocent person

min: i use them all the time to make jewelry

noelle: what? oh my god. follow up questions later

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diya: oh hey, nice meeting you guys here!

noelle: working hard or hardly working am i right?

min: alright, what happened to noelle?

akarsha: i was ‘complaining’ about how frenchman is so boring, so she asked me to teach her some ‘cool’ phrases. it may have backfired...

noelle: whats the tea sis?

min, trying hard to hold back a laugh: ...

noelle, embarrassed: hump day!

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natsuki: ask me why i love you

yuri: why do you love me?

natsuki, pulling up an 150 slide presentation: i’m glad you asked!

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sayori: i have a feeling we should kiss. is that a good feeling, or an incorrect feeling?

monika: well sometimes i get the feeling i can do crystal meth, but then i think, “mmm, better not”

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akarsha: it's why my message probably sounded urgent

diya: you left 46 messages

akarsha: yes. they were all urgent

diya: oh