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Guy who learns kung fu, then realizes kung fu can be defeated by MMA so he learns that, then realizes MMA can be defeated by guns so he buys one, then realizes that guns can be defeated by law enforcement so he becomes a lawyer, then realizes that the law can be overthrown so he becomes a paramilitary general, then realizes that naked force can be enveloped by ideology so he becomes a religious leader, then realizes that ideology is primarily determined by the means of production so he becomes an inventor, then realizes that successful invention requires a finely honed mind so he becomes a psychologist, then realizes that the mind is just part of the body so he learns kung fu

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cmon child safety lid you know it's me

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This is who is leading the NYC mayoral democratic primary rn

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damn people rly hate type 2 diabetics don't they

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Me trying to gather high-res captures of comic book panels from certain websites in order to shore up whatever longwinded argument I'm currently trying to make about the history of the superhero genre

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A dream I had the other night.

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what on earth was going thru those franz ferdinand fellas heads when they wrote and recorded michael

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what on earth was going thru those franz ferdinand fellas heads when they wrote and recorded michael

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of course i had to make one of these

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I love Stardew Valley, it's such a comfortable game to play, but the plot feels a little light at times. I bet it would be more compelling if the farmer had amnesia, crippling substance dependence and was suffering so much mental degradation that he thought his clothes were speaking to him.

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I don’t believe tsw*ft is a revolutionary or even interesting artist but she *is* the only artist who has her own folder on my phone dedicated to lyrics that make me incandescent with rage so from a perverse conceptual perspective I guess something is working

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Roe deer/rådjur. Värmland, Sweden (June 13, 2020).

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its crazy how if you just stand around in a big enough group, cops will show up and start to gas you. that sounds like a joke. i would put that in a cartoon.

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when ur an artist ppl love to be like omg u know whay you should do? [cheap and easy marketable slop]... that would be so popular.. omg or like a [completly different medium] or even [overcrowded niche market] did you think of that? those would sell so well and you could make so many so fast.. you should totally try it!! ....oil ladscapes? dont be silly people want 10$ pet portrait comissions, paint mixing videos, and clay earrings you stupid fucking moron.

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