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tumblr i am BEGGING you to let me reblog ads, this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

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Orbital path of asteroid near miss in 2002. Yah, that’s how close we came to nuclear winter and possible total destruction.

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I was walking around my neighborhood and saw a bunch of police surrounding a small house for a drug bust. As I got closer, I heard the policemen barking aggressively, so naturally I was like, wtf??? And one of them caught my eye and said, “Oh, we’re trying to scare them out of there,” and minutes later a bunch of furries came out the house whimpering and shit.

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Everytime you fill in CAPTCHA you’re helping to digitalize old books and documents. Using CAPTCHA abt 250 books are added to a digital database everyday

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So this is really awesome! These are Disney princesses reimagined as disabled and drawn with service dogs. The artist, Arien Smith, drew these in 2017, but they have become viral only recently. Arien features all types of dogs in his portrayals as a way to educate about disabilities and service animals. He also does other dog related art. Arien can be found on Facebook under Royal Service Dogs or the major barkana. Hopefully more artists, or, you know, actual major film/tv/book creators begin to incorporate disabilities and service animals rather than pretending like they don’t exist (but that’s a different rant for a different day, 🙃).

Image descriptions: Disney princesses Cinderella, rapunzelle, tiana, sleeping beauty, belle, Snow White, and Pocahontas featured with various disabilities and service dogs of various breeds assisting them in daily lives. The last image in of a Facebook post that features the same pictures, but as line drawings, so they can be colored in.

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There are a lot of absolute idiots in the comments saying things like “a good dog will never hurt a baby” and “the child is never to blame if the dog attacks” and “special snowflakes call everything abuse”

Listen here you fucktards: dogs. Are not. Fucking. People. They don’t operate by human logic. They don’t follow human moral codes. It has nothing to do with it being a “good dog“ or not. If you were getting hit and pulled on and punched and scratched constantly, you just might react. A dog can’t speak up and say “hey please stop that you’re hurting me“. What he can do is move, lunge, bite, etc. These actions might intentionally or unintentionally harm your child. Use your fucking head and don’t let your kid beat up on your dog no matter how many times he’s “taken it” before; you never know when he might snap. Don’t teach your kids it’s OK to treat animals like punching bags and they’ll never react. That’s immensely unfair to both the animal and the child. You could have a hurt or dead child and a euthanized dog because you were fucking dumbass who thought the dogs were just there to be treated like toys.

Same goes for cats and any other pet. Teach your child how to properly treat animals or don’t have any fucking animals.

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making the conscious choice to be kind and to treat someone as another human being when they haven’t done anything do deserve it otherwise is so fucking hard but if you’ve done that even once today i am so fucking proud of you

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people talking about “forced diversity” like characters being PoC or LGBT or disabled “for no reason” like

are people in real life PoC or LGBT or disabled for a reason

do these critics run up to people on the street like WHY ARE YOU BLACK

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Hey I did a thing be proud of me.

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For those in the path, seems like timely advice. Be safe above all!

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I was at Fantasy Starbucks and I placed my order and the faerista asked for my name and like a fool I gave it to them

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the mcelroys look like the least compatible people in the world based on just their appearances alone and it’s the funniest fucking thing to me

like, who knew that some elusive cool uncle who’s probably a trickster god sporting a hawaiian shirt, a goth cowboy who just stepped from a starbucks and is probably keeping the secrets of magic from the public, and an assistant regional manager for Staples who only owns clothes in beige are a) related and b) rule the Internet as reigning funnymen with a less-than-benevolent fist

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Okay but I just need to zoom in on some of these real quick because this crossover is giving me liiiiiffeeeeeee

Power move.

Personal space…

PERSONAL SPAAAAACCCEEEE.

I don’t think these two get along very well.

Like I really don’t think these two get along very well.

Aurora is seeing all of this and just… #freaked.

When you stay out past your curfew huehuheuhuehuehuehuehuehuehue

WHEN YOU NEED CAFFEEEEINNNNNEEEEE.

I TOLD YOU I AM NOT A PRIIIIINNNCCCEEEESSSSSS.

But I don’t want to kick the other kids’ butts!

Broadway moment? BROADWAY MOMENT.

Derpy derp

Destination: just around the riverbend.

This is the face of a girl with a frying pan probably behind her back.

Squishy cheeks squishy cheeks squishy cheeks

Adorable little ray of sunshine.

Absolutely looks like she’s saying this pic is a keeper.

Savior of China.

And then of course…

ARE WE

NOT

GONNA TALK

ABOUT

THESE???