26 ~Nice~ I am very sick of life and it shows
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maybe your baby is crying bc it wants a cigarette
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just letting everyone know this post has been cooking for 7 years and it'll finally post in 2028
its so old that when i click edit the corners of the boxes are still sharp
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everybody wanna be jeremy till things start getting fragrant
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so sorry i called you kidnappable earlier, let's take a drive and talk this through ok?
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fuck it. be creative even if you never really *make* anything. write out plot synopses of stories and then move on. design OCs you'll never use. make mood boards and concept art and don't do anything with them. life's too short to forget everything that inspired you and creation doesn't have to be "complete" to be worth the time you put into it.
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"imagine sharing food with f/o" friend my f/o is from a survival/horror game where food is a rare commodity. I am mauling him for that ice cream cone
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my talented wife painted a magnificent mural of me dead in a field being picked over by vultures on every wall in our bedroom
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Best things for a ship to have or be:
Horny
Insane
Religious/spiritual themes
Obsession
Age gap
Doomed
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Every time I read your imagines I think of the annoying orange
hi this is the funniest ask ive ever gotten. i dont know what it means.
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do you ever look at a man and think i need you in the most disgusting, vile, pathetic, animalistic, disturbing, vulgar and morally questionable way possible
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